Azkatro posting for the Panthers.
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Burnout, schmurnout
So here I sit, racking my brain to think of something to write for the Forum 7's. My captain/coach is a bit concerned about his players, myself included, suffering from burnout. I don't think he has too much to worry about. I mean, it's not like creative writing is on the same level as the professionals we often discuss and dissect in our articles, is it?
Or IS IT!?
How would our great rugby league stars cope with the burden of the Forum 7's, I wonder? We've seen numerous players comment and report on the game over the years, although the vast majority will happily admit that their ideas and thoughts were somewhat fleshed out and polished by what's known as a "ghost" writer. As far as newspaper and magazine columns go, rarely do we see a player produce an article that could be considered creative, or overly unique - they are invariably opinion pieces.
Many of the more successful players have also gone on to produce autobiographies, but these are all ghost written too. Not to mention the repetitive, tried and true formula they employ - writing chronologically about the events in their life and career, talking about great players and coaches they were involved with, and a few revelations to spice it up and stimulate sales.
But how would all of this monotony fare the esteemed Forum 7's competition? Surely the referees would soon tire of the same mundane ideas, week in and week out.
In time, as their scores started to inevitably drop due to a lack of creativity and new ideas, the players would be forced to increase their workload. They would engage in more reading time. And not just reading the TV guide, either ... they'd soon be pushing through epic volumes like Tolstoy's War And Peace, twisting their brain around intricate sci-fi like HG Wells' The Time Machine - no stone would be left unturned. Even Shakespeare would get a run, which is often enough to twist most English grammar-parsing brains into knots. All of this reading would be hard work on the average professional rugby league player. The concentration they would be doing day in, day out, when previously it was mere physical training and having a team of people telling them what to do.
How would they cope? Within a few weeks, they would be looking out of the window, trying to think of a new idea, but longing to have a footy in their hands again. Smugly, us veteran Forum 7's writers would look on and tut-tut at the fact that some of us have been doing it consistently for years.
Which is all well and good, but if I'm going to write a half decent article here, I probably owe it to the players I'm denigrating to provide a counterpoint to this hypothetical scenario.
Us Forum 7's writers would alternatively be put through the rigors of a full-time career in the NRL. Everyday blokes trying to get through just one more training session, exhausted and overwhelmed by the sheer pace and intensity of what they were being put through.
The vast majority of us would have been written off within a mere few hours of the first training session.
At the end of the proverbial career-swap, they would all shake hands and accept a newfound appreciation for what the others do. Well, maybe the Forum 7's writers would be just a tiny little bit more impressed than their NRL counterparts, but the idea is the same.
But what would they have learned from all this? Well, let's see ... I could jump to a firm conclusion that suggests player burnout indeed exists and is a real issue. Maybe I could even suggest a shorter NRL season.
Or I could just sit on the fence, and say that it's all relative. Player burnout is a mental issue that's really up to the individual. Some are affected by it more than others, and it should be treated on a case-by-case basis.
But I will do neither of the above. Instead, I will take the unusual step of applauding myself for such a robust response to the concern by my captain/coach that I am at risk of suffering from burnout.
What better way is there to answer any doubts, than to write a self-serving load of tripe trying to convince myself that I'm not suffering from burnout?
If there is a better way, I sure as heck don't know about it.
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747 words. Liftoff!