1. Kurt Gidley
2. Israel Falou - when he ain't doorknocking he is catching bombs and falling over the tryline
3. Jamaal Idris - pineapple headed spastic should have stuck to javelin
4. Matt Cooper - still awaiting his first pass in 10 seasons of first grade
5. Jarryd Hayne - `the greatest player ever' on the back of 8 games last season
6. Trent Barrett - FMD `NSW need a change in the halves' so lets go back to a genius with the creativity of a scud missile
7. Kimmorley - sticky's article/spray had him spot on
8. Ben Hannant - bible bashing hypocrite who has had 5 clubs in 6 yrs
9. Michael Ennis - foreheadless spastic. Toweled in every facet of the game by Farah but talked up as if he is a genius. 3 wins from his last 16 games (inc origin)
10. Josh Perry - an utter cat. Has been for years and nothing has changed
11. Nathan Hindmarsh - 19 carries, for 42m, 63 tackles (60 of which were 4th or 5th man in) and `amazing motor' because he lurks in no mans land between marker and the defensive line all game
12. Andrew Ryan - see N Hindmarsh
13. Luke Lewis - the way they are talking him p this season is like it is wally, morphed with Thurston. f**k me dead
14. Daniel Mortimer
15. Beau Scott - some spastics, namely wendell, are talking up this z grader as an origing player
16. Trent Waterhouse - big and ummm big and ummm dumb
17. Roy Asotasi - has a drop a game in him, and has for yrs. And that's on a good day
2. Israel Falou - when he ain't doorknocking he is catching bombs and falling over the tryline
3. Jamaal Idris - pineapple headed spastic should have stuck to javelin
4. Matt Cooper - still awaiting his first pass in 10 seasons of first grade
5. Jarryd Hayne - `the greatest player ever' on the back of 8 games last season
6. Trent Barrett - FMD `NSW need a change in the halves' so lets go back to a genius with the creativity of a scud missile
7. Kimmorley - sticky's article/spray had him spot on
8. Ben Hannant - bible bashing hypocrite who has had 5 clubs in 6 yrs
9. Michael Ennis - foreheadless spastic. Toweled in every facet of the game by Farah but talked up as if he is a genius. 3 wins from his last 16 games (inc origin)
10. Josh Perry - an utter cat. Has been for years and nothing has changed
11. Nathan Hindmarsh - 19 carries, for 42m, 63 tackles (60 of which were 4th or 5th man in) and `amazing motor' because he lurks in no mans land between marker and the defensive line all game
12. Andrew Ryan - see N Hindmarsh
13. Luke Lewis - the way they are talking him p this season is like it is wally, morphed with Thurston. f**k me dead
14. Daniel Mortimer
15. Beau Scott - some spastics, namely wendell, are talking up this z grader as an origing player
16. Trent Waterhouse - big and ummm big and ummm dumb
17. Roy Asotasi - has a drop a game in him, and has for yrs. And that's on a good day