The Mystery Ailments Thread...

[Amadaca]

Hoping this can become sticky. We can maybe all help each other. Online diagnosis saved some guy on that shit House show last night, so you never know.

First up, me & my stinging eyeballs.

 

[Pete Cash]

Too much jizz in them.

 

[Amadaca]

At this point I am considering another eight year rest. That's how bad you're making things.

 

[MrAnonymous]

try put a gun to your head and pull the trigger

 

[adamkungl]

try put a gun to your head and pull the trigger

:lol:

Should do the trick

 

[Xfactor1979]

Heartburn :x

I choose spontaneous human combustion over this shite

 

[adamkungl]

I have a slightly sore arm, but its not too bad, and sometimes I have random slight pains in other places, but they usually go away quite quickly and don't really bother me.

Someone please help me

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Got bitten by an animal which may or may not be a goanna.

 

[adamkungl]

I don't want to alarm anyone, but i think I was eaten by a giant whale.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Got my c**k caught in the toaster oven again.

 

[Hooch]

My farts smell of butter.

 

[Houdini]

Hoping this can become sticky. We can maybe all help each other. Online diagnosis saved some guy on that shit House show last night, so you never know.

First up, me & my stinging eyeballs.

Hayfever? A colleague at work suffers from hayfever and stinging eyes is one of the symptoms apparently

 

[Dragon2010]

Is thread serious?

 

[Shorty]

Unfortunately yes, a lot of people will search online before visiting the doctor, I'm guilting of this (mine was a possible dairy allergy and turns out I was correct, lucky the doctor bulk bills!).