Those Wagner pills must be shit if Pup can only press 2x 8kg dumbbells. Not buying those.
I thought they went of on less rain than this... oh well, hopefully Broad slips and pulls a groin before they go off.
Shit ball fanta pants
This is a quality 0* from Wade. Deserves to get at least 1 before getting caught from a shit shot.
Do you reckon Dar has a Susan Boyle standard of groupie when he's in England, or worse?
I'm guessing he'd jag a fat, sweaty, hairy upper lip type...
Nope. A ginger scragger is the order of the day here.
What's the record for the most number of keepers to play in a test match?
There are 5 again in this match. It has to be a record.
Smith is in... we are in the same position as the last test... Smith or die.
I got home from a very long lunch about 30 mins ago and didn't have...
Gee, that's a special haircut Boyd is sporting... and I don't mean special in a good way.
Why does Alistair Cook need to wear a name badge in the members... in England? No respect for a former captain.
Then again, Atherton and Nasser...
Betting on the wooden spoon suspended.
I don't see a microphone in front of her lips, I see my......
How you gonna get the girl now? Hope you have a plan B... but based on your plan A, I would go for a complete reboot on strategy.
This isn't Saab's debut... but anyhoo
I'm getting my tix now before it sells out.
What, or why?
I thought Saab's arms were so long he could have reached out and scored.
Or finish you off?
I like leading with my chin!
Suck it cowboys... you're in 3rd last spot now, while we are at a lofty 13th, with aspiration and momentum for moving up to 12th in the next month.
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