Seriously f**k off Buzz you ugly, booze addled merkin.
Actually shaking with rage. f**k you Tim Paine. Useless merkin should be deported.
6 bouncers he can duck under?
f**k OFF PAINE YOU merkin!!!
We’re trash but how f**king lucky are England?
Surely Paine’s papers are stamped now?
They’re not even chasing hard in the field. Get f**ked.
We’ve done a pretty stellar job of winning it for them.
Enough of this shit. Get a New South Welshman into the attack.
f**k off with your time wasting. I’ve got work tomorrow.
Why was mid off so deep? Smith in for Paine next Test.
Stokes is a great cricketer who stands up when it really matters. No wonder he’s not a Pom.
The England number 11 looks like the type of guy that watches other blokes have sex with his wife.
Even at our shittest we’re still 10 times more relevant than your club.
He likes strawberry milkshakes. What a prick!
Root won’t get a hundred and England won’t get within a hundred of the chase.
I’m happy to be missing it.
The old boys should boycott it. This bunch of players aren’t worthy of the guard of honour.
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