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    Beattie signs for Perpignan

    beerman you goin to see the beatroot? zman went to paris wunce, took trillian to the eiffle tower its a tops spot but dont eat the snails dude!
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    Oh Wise Grasshopper

    hes got a honker nig enough for both of zaphods heads sounds like he drinks with reggy regan a bit too often next he'll have the refs punchin on with the players insted of blowin his wistle!
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    Supporters songs

    zman likes the little alien alfy langers number 1 hit st geroge cant playyyyyyyyy st goerge cant playyyyyyyyyyyyy and the song about the dimitrey dope that a sharkies man wrote he is called dimitry and he takes it up the arse he is called dimirty and he takes it up the arse...
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    Major tactical error today cost us.

    the z-man IS the zman! no frenzy going on here earth dudes. and shark you better not be putting crapola on me dude! but you can pick on arthur as much as you want he was only put in the show for Zaphod to dump on anyways.
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    Scott Donald on the market IF Hoppa re-signs

    Zaphod cant beleive this earthmen. the sharks taking players from the old enemy from yonder shores and the new enemys of tampons of kograh! zaphod is gonna spike thier gergle blasters.
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    Die Die Die You Scum

    fine bit of gear those babelfish. don't try doing it with an anchovie though Rex dude, they don't make any sense at all. its like listening to arthur carry on about having a cup of tea.
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    Major tactical error today cost us.

    well zaph is a fan of the classics, blacktip sir. so i doubt that a movie will be as good as my original 1981 effort which is clearly the best sci-fi romp that has ever been made by little furry creatures from alpha centauri. in fact, the z man suspects that the movie will float on top of the...
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    Major tactical error today cost us.

    well the Zaph is reasonably certain beyond a smidgin of a doubt that young eric was fathered by ford prefect. before ford realsied what a scrubber was. that was probably why he called Earth 'mostly harmless'. coz with cartmans mum runnin around it could never be safley described as harmless.
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    Its nearly 24 hours later. I'm getting worried.

    ooops did he drink any gargle blasters? Z man has a gargle blasetr recovery kit in the heart of gold, it simply requires someone to smash the victim over the head with a gold brick. becauise this hurts less than a bargle glaster hangover.
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    What Changes Should be Made for Broncos Game?

    zaph reckons stuey should rattle the cage. peach to halves with brett K and jason K to fullback aye. think outside the dodeckahedron you live in stuey.
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    Vagana

    well the z man thinks that vags should borrow one of my shoulders coz i have three. he's a wooosy little girly earthman that vangana, couldn't tackle a morons crossword.
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    Major tactical error today cost us.

    zaphod has it on questionably authoritah that some santsa are. weirdons that have gruop sex with little men that is. but the big man up the pole he is the real deal, rudolph is one machine Zaph would like to get his hands on, goes even betta than the heart of gold so i is told but he smells like...
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    So that's why El Garbo wasn't at Oki Doki...

    Jimbo earthman that is a COOL mullet man! zaph approves, it is nearly as good as both of mine. where did you get it?
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    Die Die Die You Scum

    Rex, see the z-man has been to the moon, and he couldnt see you earthman. you supporters of the Dragons confuse Zaphod. Which isn't hard zaphod freely admits. but why do you support a big green dragon munster thing when st George himself went round killing dragons? Z tried to kill a vogon...
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    local derby

    hey coolum and imahsarkie, dump that bundy crap dudes and get a gargle blaster inta ya!
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    Whats the funniest thing you have seen at the football?

    that wanka in a st goerge jumper dropping the ball across the tri line last nite with 3 minutes to go was pretty funny! hey eagle rock man, nice tits dude are they yours?
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    OT: New way to promote the 'Den, Garbo!

    man that's a way funny idea but trillians tits are better then those winckelpickers I'll ask the trill if she can get 'em out for the sharkies. she won't think its very funny but an earthmen wonce said to me that the only silly question is the one you dont' ask. does that make sence dudes?
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    Backs Left On The Market

    them mcdoogal boys drink too many of my pan galactic gargle blasters, that what make's him run so quikc. or it could be why they can never get past the drugs tests.
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    SMH: More news on Dykes, Peachey and Bird

    zaphods computer marvin reckons that the little lesbian will be back in the black white n blue for next year where he will go ok thanx to wonder coahc stuey rapes. as for the peachman well zaph rekcons he mighta told a few of them fat cats in the broadroom that they stink worse than a vogon's...
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