ROUND 1
1 1 Sixty-Niners David Johnson, RB, ARI
1 2 Sydney Panthers Ezekiel Elliot, RB, DAL
1 3 Nobody's Burfict Demarco Murray, RB, TEN
1 4 Watchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis Russel Wilson, QB, SEA
1 5 Philadelphia ConVicks AJ Green, WR, CIN
1 6 Norfolk Entrance Antonio Brown, WR, PIT
1 7 Paxton's Lynch Mob Brandon Marshall, WR, NYJ
1 8 Jacquizz In My Pants Alan Robinson, WR, JAX
1 9 Rainbow Unicorns Aaron Rodgers, QB, GB
1 10 Degrassi Junior High Jordy Nelson, WR, GB
ROUND 2
2 11 Sixty-Niners Keenan Allen, WR
2 12 Sydney Panthers Rob Gronkowski, TE
2 13 Nobody's Burfict Dez Bryant, WR, DAL
2 14 Watchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis Adrian Peterson, RB
2 15 Philadelphia ConVicks Bradin Cooks, WR, NO
2 16 Norfolk Entrance Jordan Reed, TE, WAS
2 17 Paxton's Lynch Mob Drew Brees, QB, NO
2 18 Jacquizz In My Pants Todd Gurley, RB, LA
2 19 Rainbow Unicorns Travis Kelce, TE, KC
2 20 Degrassi Junior High Julio Jones, WR, ATL
ROUND 3
3 21 Sixty-Niners Andrew Luck, QB, IND
3 22 Sydney Panthers CJ Anderson, RB, DEN
3 23 Nobody's Burfict Tyler Eifert, TE, CIN
3 24 Watchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis Greg Olsen, TE, CAR
3 25 Philadelphia ConVicks LeSean McCoy, RB, BUF
3 26 Norfolk Entrance Mark Ingram, RB, NO
3 27 Paxton's Lynch Mob Gio Bernard, RB, CIN
3 28 Jacquizz In My Pants Le'Veon Bell, RB, PIT
3 29 Rainbow Unicorns Jamies Winston, QB, TB
3 30 Degrassi Junior High Tom Brady, QB, NE
ROUND 4
4 31 Sixty-Niners TY Hilton, WR, IND
4 32 Sydney Panthers Amari Cooper, WR, OAK
4 33 Nobody's Burfict Latavious Murray, RB, OAK
4 34 Watchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis Delaine Walker, TE, TEN
4 35 Philadelphia ConVicks Eli Manning, QB, NYG
4 36 Norfolk Entrance DeAndre Hopkins, WR, HOU
4 37 Paxton's Lynch Mob Sammy Watkins, WR, BUF
4 38 Jacquizz In My Pants Carlos Hyde, RB, SF
4 39 Rainbow Unicorns Randall Cobb, WR, GB
4 40 Degrassi Junior High Coby Fleener, TE, NO
ROUND 5
5 41 Sixty-Niners Jeremy Hill, RB, CIN
5 42 Sydney Panthers Doug Baldwin, WR, SEA
5 43 Nobody's Burfict Andy Dalton, QB, CIN
5 44 Watchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis Julian Edelman, WR
5 45 Philadelphia ConVicks Jeremy Maclin, WR, KC
5 46 Norfolk Entrance Zach Ertz, TE, PHI
5 47 Paxton's Lynch Mob Matt Jones, RB, WAS
5 48 Jacquizz In My Pants Phil Rivers, QB, SD
5 49 Rainbow Unicorns Gary Barnidge, TE, CLE
5 50 Degrassi Junior High Tony Romo, QB, DAL
ROUND 6
6 51 Sixty-Niners Ben Roethlisberger, QB, PIT
6 52 Sydney Panthers Eric Ebron, TE, DET
6 53 Nobody's Burfict Duke Johnson, RB, CLE
6 54 Watchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis Demaryius Thomas, WR, DEN
6 55 Philadelphia ConVicks Eddie Lacy, RB, GB
6 56 Norfolk Entrance Carson Palmer, QB, ARI
6 57 Paxton's Lynch Mob Emmanual Sanders, WR, DEN
6 58 Jacquizz In My Pants Ladarius Green, TE, PIT
6 59 Rainbow Unicorns Danny Woodhead, RB, SD
6 60 Degrassi Junior High Doug Martin, RB, TB
ROUND 7
7 61 Sixty-Niners Golden Tate, WR, DET
7 62 Sydney Panthers Jarvis Landry, WR, MIA
7 63 Nobody's Burfict Marcus Mariota, QB, TEN
7 64 Watchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis Kirk Cousins, QB, WAS
7 65 Philadelphia ConVicks Matt Stafford, QB, DET
7 66 Norfolk Entrance Derrick Carr, QB, OAK
7 67 Paxton's Lynch Mob Devontae Booker, RB, DEN
7 68 Jacquizz In My Pants Matt Ryan, QB, ATL
7 69 Rainbow Unicorns Josh Gordon, WR, CLE
7 70 Degrassi Junior High Matt Forte, RB, NYJ
ROUND 8
8 71 Sixty-Niners Austin Seferian-Jenkins, TE, TB
8 72 Sydney Panthers Arian Foster, RB, HOU
8 73 Nobody's Burfict Jason Witten, TE, DAL
8 74 Watchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis Donte Moncreif, WR, IND
8 75 Philadelphia ConVicks Jimmy Graham, TE, SEA
8 76 Norfolk Entrance Devante Parker, WR, MIA
8 77 Paxton's Lynch Mob Julius Thomas, TE, JAC
8 78 Jacquizz In My Pants Antonio Gates, TE, SD
8 79 Rainbow Unicorns DeAngelo Williams, RB, PIT
8 80 Degrassi Junior High Dwayne Allen, TE, IND
ROUND 9
9 81 Sixty-Niners Martellus Bennett, TE, NE
9 82 Sydney Panthers Ryan Mathews, RB, PHI
9 83 Nobody's Burfict Michael Floyd, WR, ARI
9 84 Watchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis Jeremy Langford, RB, CHI
9 85 Philadelphia ConVicks Jonathan Stewart, RB, CAR
9 86 Norfolk Entrance Ameer Abdullah, RB, DET
9 87 Paxton's Lynch Mob Eric Decker, WR, NYJ
9 88 Jacquizz In My Pants Melvin Gordon, RB, SD
9 89 Rainbow Unicorns Larry Fitzgerald, WR, ARI
9 90 Degrassi Junior High Charles Sims, RB, TB
ROUND 10
10 91 Sixty-Niners Lamar Miller, RB, HOU
10 92 Sydney Panthers Alan Hurns, WR, JAC
10 93 Nobody's Burfict Marvin Jones, WR, DET
10 94 Watchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis Jordan Mathews, WR, PHI
10 95 Philadelphia ConVicks Kevin White, WR, CHI
10 96 Norfolk Entrance John Brown, WR, ARI
10 97 Paxton's Lynch Mob Denver Broncos DST
10 98 Jacquizz In My Pants Tyler Lockett, WR, SEA
10 99 Rainbow Unicorns Zach Miller, TE, CHI
10 100 Degrassi Junior High DeSean Jackson, WR, WAS
ROUND 11
11 101 Sixty-Niners Torrey Smith, WR, SF
11 102 Sydney Panthers Kyle Rudolph, TE, MIN
11 103 Nobody's Burfict TY Yeldon, RB, JAC
11 104 Watchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis Frank Gore, RB, IND
11 105 Philadelphia ConVicks Charles Clay, TE, BUF
11 106 Norfolk Entrance Ryan Tannehill, QB, MIA
11 107 Paxton's Lynch Mob Stefon Diggs, WR, MIN
11 108 Jacquizz In My Pants Ryan Fitzpatrick, QB, NYJ
11 109 Rainbow Unicorns DeVonta Freeman, RB, ATL
11 110 Degrassi Junior High Corey Coleman, WR, CLE
ROUND 12
12 111 Sixty-Niners Reshard Jennings, RB, NYG
12 112 Sydney Panthers Ben Watson, TE, BAL
12 113 Nobody's Burfict Will Tye, TE, NYG
12 114 Watchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis Michael Crabtree, WR, OAK
12 115 Philadelphia ConVicks Sterling Shepard, WR, NYG
12 116 Norfolk Entrance Clive Watford, TE, OAK
12 117 Paxton's Lynch Mob Richard Rodgers, TE, GB
12 118 Jacquizz In My Pants Mike Evans, WR, TB
12 119 Rainbow Unicorns Joe Flacco, QB, BAL
12 120 Degrassi Junior High Alshon Jeffrey, WR, CHI
ROUND 13
13 121 Sixty-Niners Chris Ivory, RB, JAX
13 122 Sydney Panthers Justin Forsett, RB, BAL
13 123 Nobody's Burfict Darren Sproles, RB, PHI
13 124 Watchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis Derrick Henry, RB, TEN
13 125 Philadelphia ConVicks Terrence West, RB, BAL
13 126 Norfolk Entrance Michael Thomas, WR, NO
13 127 Paxton's Lynch Mob Brock Osweiler, QB, HOU
13 128 Jacquizz In My Pants Vance McDonald, TE, SF
13 129 Rainbow Unicorns Seatle Seahawks TM
13 130 Degrassi Junior High Jay Culter, QB, CHI
ROUND 14
14 131 Sixty-Niners Tavon Austin, WR, LA
14 132 Sydney Panthers Jared Goff, QB, LA
14 133 Nobody's Burfict Arizona Cardinals TM
14 134 Watchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis Sam Bradford, QB, PHI
14 135 Philadelphia ConVicks Dre Washington, RB, OAK
14 136 Norfolk Entrance Bilil Powell, RB, NYJ
14 137 Paxton's Lynch Mob Christine Michael, RB, SEA
14 138 Jacquizz In My Pants Carolina Panthers TM
14 139 Rainbow Unicorns Jerick McKinnon, RB, MIN
14 140 Degrassi Junior High Jay Ajayi, RB, MIA
ROUND 15
15 141 Sixty-Niners Alex Smith, QB, KC
15 142 Sydney Panthers New England Patriots TM
15 143 Nobody's Burfict Jordan Cameron, TE, MIA
15 144 Watchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis Los Angelas Rams TM
15 145 Philadelphia ConVicks Teddy Bridgewater, QB, MIN
15 146 Norfolk Entrance Theo Riddick, RB, DET
15 147 Paxton's Lynch Mob Cincinatti Bengals TM
15 148 Jacquizz In My Pants Travis Benjamin, WR, SD
15 149 Rainbow Unicorns Robert Griffin III, QB, CLE
15 150 Degrassi Junior High Houston Texans TM
ROUND 16
16 151 Sixty-Niners Kansas City Chiefs TM
16 152 Sydney Panthers Cam Newton, QB, CAR
16 153 Nobody's Burfict Marcus Wheaton, WR, PIT
16 154 Watchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis Jacob Tamme, TE, ATL
16 155 Philadelphia ConVicks Jared Cook, TE, GB
16 156 Norfolk Entrance Devin Funchess, WR, CAR
16 157 Paxton's Lynch Mob Laquon Treadwell, WR, MIN
16 158 Jacquizz In My Pants Mohamed Sanu, WR, ATL
16 159 Rainbow Unicorns Odell Beckham Jr, WR, NYG
16 160 Degrassi Junior High Tevin Coleman, RB, ATL
ROUND 17
17 161 Sixty-Niners Jace Amaro, TE, NYJ
17 162 Sydney Panthers Tyrod Taylor, QB, BUF
17 163 Nobody's Burfict Blake Bortles, QB, JAX
17 164 Watchu Talkin’ Bout Hillis James White, RB, NE
17 165 Philadelphia ConVicks Philadelphia Eagles TM
17 166 Norfolk Entrance Thomas Rawls, RB, SEA
17 167 Paxton's Lynch Mob Javorius Allen, RB, BAL
17 168 Jacquizz In My Pants Kelvin Benjamin, WR, CAR
17 169 Rainbow Unicorns Jamaal Charles, RB, KC
17 170 Degrassi Junior High Dion Lewis, RB, NE