10 Ways to Make Yourself the "Fun Guy" at the Offi

[nibbs]

why do you do it???

 

[Paullyboy]

That list is good for a mild chuckle at best

 

[The Vern]

6. Always walk around with a big smile. Keep one hand down the front of your pants.

I actually went to school with a guy who did this. Got very disturbing after awhile.

 

[Andy]

why do you do it???

Basically I have need for social acceptance on a greater level than I've already achieved.

There is a sub-conscious state that lies dorment in my mind, which is seldom unlocked by certain noise frequncies. Inaudible to the human ear, they randomly cause me to manifest and trigger my embaressing alter-ego, piss man, where I simultaneously sprint down office hallways and corridoors in this unorthodox state.