Today marks ten years since the storm's salary cap rorting was revealed and that their 2007 and 2009 premierships were stripped
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. While the auditors’ not looking, the contracts signed is now 2
Still to this day they refuse to admit they are cheaters painting themselves as victims when they aren’t
And the only bloke who was managing his own dodgy contracts by himself, with no agent to blame his ignorance on, is the same furry buttplug that got a 10k diamond ring gifted to his wife by the league. How the f**k do you work that out? And he wonders why everyone hates him?
Bugger it, I'll bite. You suck Melbourne. No one likes you. And you're not even that successful. Dirty merkiny cheats.
Award the premiership to 8th by default? nah. Grab the 2009 ladder, pull Melbourne out of the 8 and re-play the finals using current teams under the McIntyre System as it was Week 1 Dragons v Wests Tigers Bulldogs v Eels Titans v Knights Sea Eagles v Broncos
Bring back all the players from each team at the time and have them playoff when corona goes away. I’d pay to watch that.
