1st Test: Australia v England at Brisbane Nov 21-25, 2013

[Canard]

Early doors but Johnson needs to be taken out of the attack already.

 

[hineyrulz]

So glad we parachuted this spastic straight back in the test side, but but but he is bowling quick and has a great Tash.

This is also showing how poorly we batted yesterday.

 

[hineyrulz]

That Mitchell Johnson his bowling is shite!

First time i have ever agreed with a post of yours.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

f**k Notch, Jesus Christ what a pretender. And f**k Warne, no one gives a shit about your golf game.

Rhino v Cook is a crucial battle in this test and series. Cook looks in good, calm touch but Rhino has the consistency to put the ball where Cook likes to nibble.

 

[madunit]

Johnson bowling full down leg side.

Way to build pressure dickhead.

He is without a doubt the dumbest pace bowler to ever gain test selection.

Even Brett Lee and Shoaib Akhtar occasionally showed glimpses of thinking.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

When you watch England bat you realise how easily the Aussies continue just to give their wickets away, far too many easy wickets for the England bowlers where as the Aussies have to graft for theres.

 

[Xfactor1979]

your golf game.

Those days when Warne, and Mcgrath played 4 day test matches talking up days of golf because day 5 was free for Australian cricket teams

As a result current players are paying in kind for that hubris

He is without a doubt the dumbest pace bowler to ever gain test selection.

I can see a little bit of Billy Ray Cyrus about him, in terms of not very bright and how the ladies love him

But its all good, Billy Ray sprung Miley as an offspring, and MiJo had a daughter, watch this space

 

[hineyrulz]

Keep it there Shitchell.

 

[hineyrulz]

Rubbish.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Bring Bananaman on and f**k Notch off down to fine leg for the rest of the innings. Hopefully Twatto can bowl and Notch won't be required again.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Her Majestys XI already in total control of this series.

 

[hineyrulz]

Bring Bananaman on and f**k Notch off down to fine leg for the rest of the innings. Hopefully Twatto can bowl and Notch won't be required again.

Good to see Clarke was listening.

 

[jargan83]

Jeez I step away from my computer for 15 mins and Mitch Johnson has already been dragged

f**k him off, he was the worst bowler at the WACA vs SA and somehow still gets parachuted into the side

 

[madunit]

Are Johnson and Siddle only capable of bowling to Right handed batsmen?

 

[hineyrulz]

Jeez I step away from my computer for 15 mins and Mitch Johnson has already been dragged

f**k him off, he was the worst bowler at the WACA vs SA and somehow still gets parachuted into the side

The overhyping of this myth is quite sickening.

 

[hineyrulz]

Are Johnson and Siddle only capable of bowling to Right handed batsmen?

Just as average to right handers.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

All Warne does is moan about captains

 

[madunit]

Just as average to right handers.

yes but at least they are then bowling wide outside off stump, not down leg side.

You're a better chance of fluking a few wickets if you bowl wide outside off.

 

[madunit]

All Warne does is moan about captains

Warne is a dickhead off the field. everyone knows that.

Slater is a dickhead everywhere
Healy is just f**king stupid

Tubby and Hussey are working hard to try and carry these hacks

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Damn Cook gone again

Feck sake