1st Test: Australia v South Africa @ Gabba Dec 17-21, 2022

[hineyrulz]

That pitch is greener than kermit the frog's taint.

Greener than my gills this morning after last nights Krakenfest.

 

[This Year?]

Just saw a comment in the socials saying we're dumb for bowling first even in a green top because we have no swing bowlers so that's an extra frown line or two

Are those dopes for real? It's probably the most ideal conditions for bowling we'll probably see for the entire summer.

 

[hineyrulz]

Just saw a comment in the socials saying we're dumb for bowling first even in a green top because we have no swing bowlers so that's an extra frown line or two

Was it Locky???

 

[Meth]

I watched Erwee post a decent 100 after South Africa batted first in Christchurch. Can't quite remember what the pitch was like, but they tend to be green.

 

[Bazal]

Was it Locky???

Will monitor the situation and if they win 847 billion dollars on the Test match and Doomben by stumps then I will assume yes

 

[This Year?]

Was it Locky???

Nah it was probably every player from the Sydney Thunder.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Lol dementia riddled Tim Lane comparing Travis Head fielding to Jonty Rhodes

 

[TheParraboy]

Why are 7 saying it's 1 v 2?

SA are ranked 3rd.

SA will be ranked 1st or 2nd after this series ?

 

[This Year?]

Lol dementia riddled Tim Lane comparing Travis Head fielding to Jonty Rhodes

He got excited cos it was the best effort of Head he'd seen.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Cummins gets the new seed/rock/pill.

 

[Bazal]

If Starc started with those two rocks he'd be lynched

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Legs Erwee with 12 inch thick pads.

 

[Meth]

If Starc started with those two rocks he'd be lynched

not so much this summer for some reason

 

[This Year?]

If Starc started with those two rocks he'd be lynched

I can feel a smug panther post incoming.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

These boys are left-handed you know, Starcy and Pat.

 

[This Year?]

the Waldo's!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Why is Ringo Starr the third umpire?

 

[Meth]

well handled

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Both teams playing for a chopping board, ? Microwave safe.

 

[Meth]

That's a brave leave, even with Cummins coming around the wicket.