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Ladies an gentlemen the time has come to award the 2003 Newcastle Knights supporter of the year award.
And the award goes to................. "MYSELF!"
*Baloons goes off*
*Streamers stream*
*All the girls cry for me*
*The guys get mad*
*Some have a tear in their eye proud of me*
*I walk around dazed in shock while every body slaps me on the back*
I think we should get me up here to say a word.
*I take the podium*
*A standing round of applause greets me*
*Every bodys here to see this........Were ALL here for this joyous occasion*
*I hold the award trophy thing`a me jig smiling*
*90210 curses under his breath*
*M.Parki wonders an wonders what he has to do to win the award*
*Jedda continues to play games with some people in the crowd*
*Antonius shuffles from feet to feet*
*Whispers start to circulate "He won it last year." "This is rigged it is."*
*The anger starts to escalate with-in the crowd from a selected few*
MY award winning acceptance speech.
"Oh boy............like, sh*t!.......I wanna point out that this is back to back awards for me....I won it last year and i won it again this year.you have ALL voted properly and you used common knowledge and picked the right nominee.......I feel that i deserve this award going on my horse tipping....my letter getting in the Big League magazine about Chris Walker selling out.......My numerous contributions to ALL the bulletins.....My brilliance on display for all to see in the tipping contest.......my attendence record at Marathon stadium for 2003....I came to the Souths game at Marathon......plus i went to some away games......the games when we played the Tigers down at Campbelltown......Souths at the SFS...the Goosters at the SFS.....Ive been to 4 Knights games this season which is really a remarkable feet in itself..........I also feel that i deserve this award for prestigious exellency because im male and my beauty alone got me across the line.............i wanna thank every body that voted for me...with out the people i wouldn`t be standing where i am today...........THANK YOU EVERY BODY."
*A rousing reception for my speech is warranted and every body follows order and gives me one*
I feel that ive been the best supporter all year guys and im deserving of this title.
And the award goes to................. "MYSELF!"
*Baloons goes off*
*Streamers stream*
*All the girls cry for me*
*The guys get mad*
*Some have a tear in their eye proud of me*
*I walk around dazed in shock while every body slaps me on the back*
I think we should get me up here to say a word.
*I take the podium*
*A standing round of applause greets me*
*Every bodys here to see this........Were ALL here for this joyous occasion*
*I hold the award trophy thing`a me jig smiling*
*90210 curses under his breath*
*M.Parki wonders an wonders what he has to do to win the award*
*Jedda continues to play games with some people in the crowd*
*Antonius shuffles from feet to feet*
*Whispers start to circulate "He won it last year." "This is rigged it is."*
*The anger starts to escalate with-in the crowd from a selected few*
MY award winning acceptance speech.
"Oh boy............like, sh*t!.......I wanna point out that this is back to back awards for me....I won it last year and i won it again this year.you have ALL voted properly and you used common knowledge and picked the right nominee.......I feel that i deserve this award going on my horse tipping....my letter getting in the Big League magazine about Chris Walker selling out.......My numerous contributions to ALL the bulletins.....My brilliance on display for all to see in the tipping contest.......my attendence record at Marathon stadium for 2003....I came to the Souths game at Marathon......plus i went to some away games......the games when we played the Tigers down at Campbelltown......Souths at the SFS...the Goosters at the SFS.....Ive been to 4 Knights games this season which is really a remarkable feet in itself..........I also feel that i deserve this award for prestigious exellency because im male and my beauty alone got me across the line.............i wanna thank every body that voted for me...with out the people i wouldn`t be standing where i am today...........THANK YOU EVERY BODY."
*A rousing reception for my speech is warranted and every body follows order and gives me one*
I feel that ive been the best supporter all year guys and im deserving of this title.