Drew-Sta, looking to score, hammers home the advantage and lands the try, putting to bed the Panthers defence. (I count 6!)
Fred scores
Fred: Ughh… ughh… ughh…
Captain Lockyer: Right men, are we ready? We’re about to blow this joint and head for the gold prize. This is my last run, boys, so I’ve got a few words to say.
Trooper Hannant: Sir, permission to speak, sir.
Captain Lockyer: What is it Hannant? You better hurry up. This guy didn’t take his nasal spray so it looks like we’ll be swimming in no time.
Trooper Hannant: Sir, on behalf of everyone in this team, who’s touched this ball, we’d like to acknowledge you contribution to the game, sir.
Captain Lockyer: Thank you, Hannant. I’d like to echo this by congratulating you all on a fine effort. Who’d ever think such a drab looking team could look to score so late in the season. Well done, and..
Fred: Ughh.. ahhh, I think… ahhh –
Captain Lockyer: Ready, steady –
Tiffany: Oh yes! Fred!
Fred: AHHH YEAH!
Captain Lockyer: The whistle is blown! Let’s get down to that other end!
Trooper Hodges: Wooooo hoooooo!! Through the tube we go!
Trooper Yow Yeh: Sir, it looks like we’re coming up to the exit. I’m picking up signs of resistance!
Captain Lockyer: Excellent work Yow Yeh. Trooper Gillett, time to shave through this rubbery defence mechanism!
Trooper Gillett: Slicing now sir! Down the left flank, we have an opening. I must say, poor defence from Ansell there.
Trooper Wallace: It looks like they didn’t read our second man play at all. We’re through now!
Captain Lockyer: Expect attack here men! We’re through another set and it looks like they might fight back here with some heavy defence here. Parker! Fire away in an economical and highly industrious manner!
Trooper Parker: Sir yes sir. I will return an excellent result for you sir.
Captain Lockyer: Beale, slashing attack to the flanks, Copely, support out wide, Hodges, try not to screw your knees up.
Trooper Wallace: Coordinated bombing run sir, high, hard and incredibly difficult to detect with the human eye.
Trooper Parker: Result delivered sir. I have succeeded in withering away the defence and am now breaching the Advantage-Stage.
Captain Lockyer: Excellent work Parker. It appears as though we’re through this second line of defence, onwards to the final goal!
Trooper Wallace: Sir! Approaching cervical barrier of similar substance as the first defensive shield!
Captain Lockyer: Diabolical! Te’o, straight up the middle and give that thing a good rogering!
Trooper Te’o: Sir yes sir. Hard and fast or quick and sharp?
Captain Lockyer: Jackhammer it.
*There are gulps within the team*
Trooper Te’o: Sir, yes sir!
Trooper Wallace: Bombing raid again sir! Apportioned to the left and right wings of the defensive mechanism!
Trooper Gillett: Slicing down the left flank sir!
Captain Lockyer: Excellent work team! I think we’re through!
Trooper Parker: Sir, I believe I see an opening here. It’s small, and it might be a long shot, but I believe I can slot two through from here.
Captain Lockyer: Sounds like a penalty has been granted in our favour! Indeed, this is our finest hour, men. Don’t stop with the attack! Keep on giving it that defence!
Trooper McCullough: Delivering the pill to the engine room sir!
Trooper McGuite: Continuing to hammer at the defensive line sir!
Trooper Parker: Sir! We’re ready to convert this opportunity, who is going with you?
Captain Lockyer: Wallace, accompany me on this suicide mission. We might not return, but as one half of this operation I will require your expertise.
Trooper Wallace: Sir, I would be honoured.
Captain Lockyer: Kick us through Parker!
Trooper Parker: Good luck sir, away you go!
Captain Lockyer: And here we are, in the fabled other land. The goal of what we try for.
Trooper Wallace: Look, sir, the final try line! Its defence is weak! Shall I wiggle my way through and score?
Captain Lockyer: No, Wallace. The last try will be my responsibility. I will score so that you may go on and lead this half of the equation to victory for years to come. You are the captain now, you must guide them through thick and thin, wet or dry.
Trooper Wallace: *sniff* Sir, it’s been an honour and a privilege.
Captain Lockyer: The honour is all mine. I go now to score one last time for the team. I will break through the defence, and spawn a new era of life…
Fred: Oh Darren, that was awesome.
Tiffany: Darren?