2019 ASHES: 1st Test Australia v England, Edgbaston Aug 1-5

[hineyrulz]

Double figures, f**k YEAH!!!

 

[Pommy]

Maybe your mouth breathers should have actually appealed

Don’t Australia have any reviews?

 

[King hit]

Fast outfield

 

[hineyrulz]

Warne on, awesome.

 

[Hutty1986]

Don’t Australia have any reviews?

Shane Watson burnt em all years ago

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Putting Steve Waugh on the balcony is a troll move from Justin Langer.

Shane Warne will be in a cold sweat.

 

[Dave's mate]

One thing I will say for Bancroft....yeah his technique is pretty f**ked, but he doesn't ever seem to throw it away. He'll get out because of his flaws but the lad does look to dig in.

Will also throw teammates under a bus the weak little merkin

 

[Bazal]

Will also throw teammates under a bus the weak little merkin

Meh. Warner is as much a coward as Bancroft. I've moved on.

 

[hineyrulz]

Putting Steve Waugh on the balcony is a troll move from Justin Langer.

Shane Warne will be in a cold sweat.

Merkin will be frothing at the mouth.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Merkin will be frothing at the mouth.

That's a mouthful of Wade's jizz.

 

[Pommy]

Meh. Warner is as much a coward as Bancroft. I've moved on.

To be fair Smith threw himself under the bus, total naivety on his part.

 

[Dave's mate]

Meh. Warner is as much a coward as Bancroft. I've moved on.

The "crime" ball tampering was small but the way Bancroft turned on his teammates its amazing hes back. Who'd play with the merkin?

 

[Incorrect]

Putting Steve Waugh on the balcony is a troll move from Justin Langer.

Shane Warne will be in a cold sweat.

He should be batting at 6...

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

One thing I will say for Bancroft....yeah his technique is pretty f**ked, but he doesn't ever seem to throw it away. He'll get out because of his flaws but the lad does look to dig in.

He can dig in all he likes but I really doubt it'll be enough to overcome his flaws in English conditions, against the these bowlers. There may be more of a case elsewhere. Stuart and Broad have made a career out of targetting very specific weakeness batsmen have in their swinging conditions.

 

[hineyrulz]

That's a mouthful of Wade's jizz.

And Shittles Banana Vegan flavoured.

 

[Bazal]

The "crime" ball tampering was small but the way Bancroft turned on his teammates its amazing hes back. Who'd play with the merkin?

And Warner hid behind a rookie and his captain.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Shot.

 

[hineyrulz]

Shot!!!

 

[Bazal]

He can dig in all he likes but I really doubt it'll be enough to overcome his flaws in English conditions, against the these bowlers. There may be more of a case elsewhere. Stuart and Broad have made a career out of targetting very specific weakeness batsmen have in their swinging conditions.

I agree, but at least he has the right mentality even if his technique is f**ked.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

And Shittles Banana Vegan flavoured.

Jizz contains zinc.