2019 ASHES: 1st Test Australia v England, Edgbaston Aug 1-5

[The Mad Hatter]

He scored an Ashes 100 on debut, need the Admiral to do the same.

A ton, and some juicy sledgey barbs thrown in for good measure.

 

[hineyrulz]

Dick Whellam had a nice turn of foot bruh

Whoooooooooosh!!!!

 

[Eelectrica]

Smithy the first to reach that covetted Quiney milestone

 

[Timbo]

We are playing Matthew Wade as a specialist batsman ahead of Burns, Patterson, Pucovski, Ferguson, Hughes, etc, etc, etc.

What has happened.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

I don't know what is more annoying - my posts, Shane and Nasser or my son spending the next 14 hours knocking in his new bat.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

A parade for the victorious 2005 ashes team. Is McGrath included? He did more for England's chances than anyone by getting injured twice.

 

[JJ]

Has Paine named those 15 grounds yet?

 

[jargan83]

Dear Australia, it's no good getting rid of the cancer in your team (the Marsh's) if you replace them with a dose of Lou Gehrig's (Bancroft & Wade).

Jokes on you, Marsh will get a run at one stage in this series.

Oh wait, that joke is very much on us.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

We are playing Matthew Wade as a specialist batsman ahead of Burns, Patterson, Pucovski, Ferguson, Hughes, etc, etc, etc.

What has happened.

Bizzaro world.

 

[Sphagnum]

Smiffy settling in for the long haul because of how much gash is behind him

 

[hineyrulz]

We are playing Matthew Wade as a specialist batsman ahead of Burns, Patterson, Pucovski, Ferguson, Hughes, etc, etc, etc.

What has happened.

Pure lunacy, welcome to Justin World.

 

[JJ]

Is it correct that Bancroft averaged 45 in second division cricket to displace Burns??? LOL

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Smiffy settling in for the long haul because of how much gash is behind him

Less stale quim in a Cabra brothel.

 

[roofromoz]

We are playing Matthew Wade as a specialist batsman ahead of Burns, Patterson, Pucovski, Ferguson, Hughes, etc, etc, etc.

What has happened.

Wade is a worthy potential son in law?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Smith be like, 18 months out of the team and I'm still carrying you wombles

 

[hineyrulz]

Got to 30 which is half a 60. Doing so well.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Drinks - 2/30 and 5 boundaries. Australia retain The Ashes.

 

[Pommy]

Drinks - 2/30 and 5 boundaries. Australia retain The Ashes.

Don’t be stupid everyone knows it’s only boundaries scored after lunch that count.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Don’t be stupid everyone knows it’s only boundaries scored after lunch that count.

Did they change the rule?

 

[Eelementary]

Broad is on fire.

What a great bowler he is.