2019 ASHES: 1st Test Australia v England, Edgbaston Aug 1-5

[hineyrulz]

You can call a wide you f**kwit.

 

[Haffa]

I know wides are rare in tests, but it is OK to call them when they're warranted.

Both of those were criminally wide.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Why aren't those wides?. Aleem Durp is f**king blind

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Australia's batting matches the quality of Channel 9's picture.

 

[Sphagnum]

I meet him at the ultra tune that is just down the road from me. I went up and said hello and he commented about how dressed up in cricket gear I was and how I brought my amazing adelaide and ashes glory dvd's and the gilchrist book with me. He was more then happy to sign them and we got into a chat about that wonderful day in Adelaide. I mentioned to him I remember watching England collapse that day and cheering every run in the run chase.

Some sports stars turn out to be arseholes when you meet them but Gilly was a very down to earth and welcoming man that left a great impression on me.

I always take all my ashes paraphernalia to ultra tune with me too. Just in case I run into someone famous.

 

[King hit]

I always take all my ashes paraphernalia to ultra tune with me too. Just in case I run into someone famous.

He was doing an opening for the store

 

[lockyno1]

Cant wait for Matty Wade to come out and show these pretenders how its down...

The booze is on ice for the upcoming Admiral ton

 

[hineyrulz]

25 support staff but no one capable of helping merkins bat against the moving ball.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

With this current Australian team, I'm more of a Mark Chapman style of fan.

 

[Sphagnum]

We only need 200 and we'll rail these hit and giggle gimps

 

[The Mad Hatter]

We're just lucky England are having a post-World Cup hangover.

 

[lockyno1]

We only need 200 and we'll rail these hit and giggle gimps

Bananaman to get 5

 

[hineyrulz]

50 up!!!! Take that you Pommy merkins!!!

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Openers usually just take the shine off the ball...not the shine off the series.

 

[Sphagnum]

Once Travis head starts getting expansive you know he is about to get out.

 

[hineyrulz]

Hit that for 4 but his feet went nowhere and playing well away from his body, same again. You aren't going to last long batting that way.

 

[hineyrulz]

Please Smiffy don't get out to this absolute pie thrower.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Oh oh oh, here we go. It's Little Head's Big Adventure.

 

[King hit]

Really enjoying a couple of beers and the cricket before bed. Up at 5 tommorow for work but f**k it Ashes cricket is more important.

@hineyrulz great northern tonight not vb

 

[Pommy]

Rain from day 3 if we can just get smithy out soon we’re looking good.