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2019 GF | PREMIERS - Roosters 14-8 Raiders @ ANZ

Grand Final: Roosters v Raiders


  • Total voters
    60
  • Poll closed .

BadnMean

Juniors
Messages
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Valcluse in name but hardly in nature. The entirety of the ACT is on the public teat. Dysentery is rife and has broken into the playing ranks because of a lack of clean running water. We appreciate your intention to donate the proceeds of your soon to be upgraded trophy cabinet... but it will barely cover Joey's leg brace, let alone support four English refugees.

Raiders can't even afford balls to train with. Hodgo has to pinch a couple every week just so they have something to do ballwork with. Then Papa usually eats it like he's tearing into a pie.
 

adamkungl

Immortal
Messages
42,955
He'll be the only one in it. And it will still be glorious.

Dozens of Canberrian women and men will be willing participants
it will be 7 hours long
it will be endorsed by the Raiders, the NRL, and the Federal government
and it will the highest grossing piece of Australian-English art cinema in history, the box office take single handedly securing the Raiders as a premiership force for decades to come
 

adamkungl

Immortal
Messages
42,955
Valcluse in name but hardly in nature. The entirety of the ACT is on the public teat. Dysentery is rife and has broken into the playing ranks because of a lack of clean running water. We appreciate your intention to donate the proceeds of your soon to be upgraded trophy cabinet... but it will barely cover Joey's leg brace, let alone support four English refugees.

La di da with your slightly muddy lake water.

Our drink bottles are filled by a home-made desalination machine in Cordners backyard, which just manages to take the salt out of the pommy-piss filled, drowned tourist corpse tainted, sewerage infested waters of Bondi and convert it into a mildly poisonous sludge.

Oh to have dirty lake water.
 

GAZF

First Grade
Messages
8,740
Dozens of Canberrian women and men will be willing participants
it will be 7 hours long
it will be endorsed by the Raiders, the NRL, and the Federal government
and it will the highest grossing piece of Australian-English art cinema in history, the box office take single handedly securing the Raiders as a premiership force for decades to come
Wishful thinking. His work Visa is up on Saturday.
 

GAZF

First Grade
Messages
8,740
La di da with your slightly muddy lake water.

Our drink bottles are filled by a home-made desalination machine in Cordners backyard, which just manages to take the salt out of the pommy-piss filled, drowned tourist corpse tainted, sewerage infested waters of Bondi and convert it into a mildly poisonous sludge.

Oh to have dirty lake water.
The lake was drained to fit a shanty town in. Locals make the weekly trek in tattered moccasins to drink whatever water drains off the Big Merino.
 

Perth Red

Post Whore
Messages
65,925
Got an ugly feeling that this could all be over in 20mins, but heres hoping not and the Raiders can pull an upset. Go the Green Machine. Time to dig out the beanie I bought when attending a game there that saved my ears freezing off!
 

gerg

Juniors
Messages
2,282
Dozens of Canberrian women and men will be willing participants
it will be 7 hours long
it will be endorsed by the Raiders, the NRL, and the Federal government
and it will the highest grossing piece of Australian-English art cinema in history, the box office take single handedly securing the Raiders as a premiership force for decades to come

According to reports Joe the cameraman is pregnant after filming the money shot.
 

GongPanther

Referee
Messages
28,372
On Sunday, I'll be introducing a "Special Guest Mascot" before the game, and an extra special moment at half time. :)
 
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