2019 Round 1 - Vs Panthers.

[Bazal]

Look at the hands muppet! What did I hold the phone with? My enormous tiger penis?

FFS have you heard of a timer?

 

[84 Baby]

This is a cat...

Billy Slater bleached his hair?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Moeroa isn’t on the bench and when was the last time Gower played on the edge merkin?

Gower played on the edge last year when it was needed. And Moeroa might be on the bench at the time a replacement edge forward was needed. If he wasn't it would be trivial to shift him from the middle and bring on another middle forward. Or is that against the rules?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

This is a poor indictment of our roster or BA, probably both.

Gower, solid but won't win a game for you, nor lose one, but, in all honesty, of the 15 other clubs who would have him in their starting 17?

Depends how many top 17 forwards were unavailable.

 

[Gronk]

They did. Segeyaro.

Well he’s playing for Newtown right now.

EDIT And he’s still on their website

https://www.sharks.com.au/teams/

So who did they chop ?

 

[Avenger]

Well he’s playing for Newtown right now.

EDIT And he’s still on their website

https://www.sharks.com.au/teams/

So who did they chop ?

I don’t know. Segeyaro obviously didn’t pass our new no dickheads policy.

 

[Bazal]

Well he’s playing for Newtown right now.

EDIT And he’s still on their website

https://www.sharks.com.au/teams/

So who did they chop ?

I think I saw somewhere that the NRL won't register his contract, but will allow him to play NSW Cup. Newtown are a separate entity to Cronulla so they can sign him. But the Sharks can't at this stage.