f**king awesome! People said we couldn’t play They called us loud mouthed smugs But the only score that really counts Is against the merkin scrotes. The eels they tried to take our place The filth tried to claim the west But Arthurs bent over fully now And says smug is the best! The time is right to beat the storm Those purple merkin swindlers The time is right to take the comp! Merkin storm swindlers Purple douche swindlers Cam smith swindlers Merkin storm! swindle? They be merkii!