2nd ASHES TEST: @ Lords Jun 28 - Jul 2nd, 2023

[Mr. Shaman]

This, Storms game, or Hell’s Kitchen.

Leaning towards some angry Ramsey fam.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Pearler from Starc and another great catch by Buckets Green.

 

[gUt]

Are you a Baldlieber

Then I saw her pate
And now I'm a baldieber

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Stork Healy starts well, only downhill from here.

Nice that we got the night watchman out without annoying runs, but we need Brook.

 

[Bazal]

Starc >>> Baldies

 

[BunniesMan]

It is almost impossible to lose a test match after scoring 400+ in the 1st innings. But this might be the rare exception. We have lost Garry, Brook is a serious talent, and Bairstow is the worst test keeper in the world but he can be the type of bloke to get an annoying century in a match like this

 

[Bazal]

Why the f**k do we have no slips to Brook?

Zero. None. Nil.

Are they bad for carbon emissions or something?

 

[jargan83]

Can't wait for Brook to fend one of these short balls to the non existent slip cordon

 

[BunniesMan]

I do not like this Harry Brook bloke. The talent of KP without the arrogance

 

[hineyrulz]

Lol Harry Brooks is dumb.

 

[jargan83]

Harry Brook has the brains of a potato

 

[Bazal]

Hah! Bazball!

What an awful shot

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Clean up the tail ya merkins

 

[yobbo84]

Poms still throwing their wickets away... you love to see it

 

[Bazal]

Broad the coward batting 8.

Relentless bouncers plz

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Short ball barrage all day long on these mofos ya feel me

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Short ball barrage all day long on these mofos ya feel me

I feel ya brah

 

[hineyrulz]

I feel ya brah

*Bra

 

[hineyrulz]

I hate the field and I hate the tactics.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

*Bra

Blud*