2nd ASHES TEST: @ Lords Jun 28 - Jul 2nd, 2023

[Mr. Shaman]

Thankfully the BazBalders have four number 11’s.

 

[Bazal]

Finch's jacket is XXXXXXXXXXXXL and still 4 sizes too small.

Not helped by the 15 Piece Feed he has distributed throughout the internal pockets for later

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

 

[hineyrulz]

Does anyone reckon that Quade Cooper provided those 4 HP Laptops for the Harvey Norman Onion promo??

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Earthquake recorded in London after Tubby's jog across the field.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Bazball might need a new jockey

 

[jargan83]

Ben Stokes in the huddle: "The scoreboard we're behind, but we've played the better Cricket and Coach says we're the real winners"

 

[hineyrulz]

Tubby after that run.

 

[some11]

Wasn't expecing us to bowl them out until later today.

Just don't be the first to have a b___ing c___pse

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Wtf are these two dribblers on about, Australia are 91 ahead and they're saying we will be happy with the draw.

We play to win, always have.

 

[_snafu_]

Ben Stokes in the huddle: "The scoreboard we're behind, but we've played the better Cricket and Coach says we're the real winners"

Paul McGregor talk..."We're winning in the STAAATS"

 

[Bazal]

Wtf are these two dribblers on about, Australia are 91 ahead and they're saying we will be happy with the draw.

We play to win, always have.

You only play for the win if you play #BAZBALL!

 

[gUt]

Broad has his serious face and headband on

 

[Eelectrica]

A Davey leap at the end of the day would be the perfect way to finish the day. Come on Davey.
Name on the Lords wall of fame would be icing on this cake

 

[Marshall_magic]

Finch's jacket is XXXXXXXXXXXXL and still 4 sizes too small.

Did he raid Blocker Roach’s wardrobe?

 

[hineyrulz]

A Davey leap at the end of the day would be the perfect way to finish the day. Come on Davey.
Name on the Lords wall of fame would be icing on this cake

I think he’ll be leaping if he gets off the mark the way he played that over.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Stfu kp

 

[gUt]

Commentary coin flip: is it Mel Jones or Kevin Pietersen?

Actually it's not that hard, if your skin isn't crawling it's Mel Jones.

 

[Marshall_magic]

Wtf are these two dribblers on about, Australia are 91 ahead and they're saying we will be happy with the draw.

We play to win, always have.

Day 3 Session 1 and we are already in the 3rd inning of the match with a lead of almost 100. I’d go out on a limb and say our boys would be filthy with a draw.

 

[gUt]

Warner giggling after every ball shits me, concentrate you has been