2nd ASHES TEST: @ Lords Jun 28 - Jul 2nd, 2023

[Mr. Shaman]

Update from England - at the back end of that first session the Manflu that has struck down Mr. Shaman turned into a full blown gypsy curse, explosive diarrhoea but also chucking the guts up simultaneously. The chunder came as a bit of a surprise and reg grundies were used in the absence of a bucket or bin.

 

[Ruby Roundhouse]

Update from England - at the back end of that first session the Manflu that has struck down Mr. Shaman turned into a full blown gypsy curse, explosive diarrhoea but also chucking the guts up simultaneously. The chunder came as a bit of a surprise and reg grundies were used in the absence of a bucket or bin.

 

[mozza91]

Bodyline tactics at 125 clicks. Doesn’t seem like England are playing positive cricket out there. Nice guy Baz should hang his head.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Bodyline tactics at 125 clicks. Doesn’t seem like England are playing positive cricket out there. Nice guy Baz should hang his head.

They are effectively playing for the draw

 

[JokerEel]

They are effectively playing for the draw

Playing for a draw and in the same time tiring out their bowlers

 

[THE CHAMP]

How do you beat bazball?

Just be good at cricket.

Since when was bazball bowling 5 bouncers an over?

This is shit. Just bowl a shit load of pies and let us smash u everywhere then declare

 

[JokerEel]

I thought BazBall was supposed to make Test cricket exciting?

 

[hineyrulz]

 

[JokerEel]

Ffs Green

 

[some11]

Green you f**king dumb merkin

 

[hineyrulz]

FFS Greeny. Rewarding shit tactics.

 

[mave]

Fkn Green got himself out by boredom.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Green stinks

 

[Chins get the wins]

Hopefully we really just go the tonk now. We have nothing to fear

 

[Mr. Shaman]

West Indies haven’t made the ODI WC.

 

[JokerEel]

I wish we didn't have to listen to Pommie wankers

 

[Chins get the wins]

Starc needs to swing. He's always as much chance to get out either way

 

[Chins get the wins]

I wish we didn't have to listen to Pommie wankers

Will all be worth it in the end

 

[some11]

This crowd decides to pipe up on day 4 with f**k all happening.

I dont get these people.

 

[JokerEel]

Ben Stokes is f**ked