2nd T20: New Zealand v Australia @ Eden Park Auckland Feb 23, 2024

[Mr. Shaman]

Looks like we Baylissball’d when we should have Bazball’d

 

[yobbo84]

Going to finish about 80-100 short here

 

[hineyrulz]

This has been a Dragons or Eels quality bedshit.

 

[hineyrulz]

The Kiwi chick looks as good as she commentates.

She still can’t be playing surely??

 

[Bazal]

Lol we caught small ground syndrome. Classic park cricket disease, you rock up to a postage stamp and try and hit everything over the rope and everyone gets caught by the one random athletic fielder parked out at cow corner

 

[Eelectrica]

Can we promote Wadey back to chief drinks carrier? Vitally important role honestly.

Game is ours anyway. NZ will never be able to chase down this tricky low total.

 

[hineyrulz]

Dennis Ferguson has molested us tonight.

 

[yobbo84]

103 runs in the first 48 balls, 71 runs in the last 71.

On a postage stamp in a T20 that's a proper bed shit.

 

[_snafu_]

What a shit batting performance.

 

[hineyrulz]

103 runs in the first 48 balls, 71 runs in the last 71.

On a postage stamp in a T20 that's a proper bed shit.

 

[Bazal]

Wadeys definitely taken the Idiot Savant perk in Fallout

 

[yobbo84]

That's a seriously good catch

 

[Bazal]

Lol Maxwell is the dumbest talented human in the entire world. He just about could have run the stumps down

 

[_snafu_]

NZ playing for stumps.

 

[hineyrulz]

The Kiwis decided to shit the bed from ball 1.

 

[Rod]

This right here is a great example of our weak-minded attitude. Santner at 3 means we didn't even want to attack early and assumed we could accelerate at the end. Pathetic.

 

[Bazal]

The sad thing is this is probably exactly what will happen when I rock up at twos tomorrow with a 55m boundary

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I like Nathan Ellis in this team.

 

[edabomb]

146 from 80 and our rocket scientist commentator thinks strikerate isn't an issue. Lol.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Lol, why would Mitch Santner promote himself up the order?