Money hungry Cricket Australia take the Boxing Day test away from MCG where even against minnows like the West Indies they get ~55000 paying customers thru the gates?? Not in a million years or a million successful Watto DRS reviews (which would actually take around 1 billion years).
But the pitch is about lively as Glebe coroners court. Even with the drizzle sprinkling on it over days 1 and 2, it couldn't add any zip or juice for the bowlers. Again, cricket Australia will be stoked with it because it means the test goes for 5 days because it's so hard to get any merkin out. Awful pitch, anyone who says different has an agenda.