Randy_Marsh
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A reading from the LOLCat Bible:
K, I just telz u this, but I telz u agin. Ceiling Cat haz son name Happy Cat. This hiz stori: Wise catz sed, Ceiling Cat send wai smrt d00d. He make thingz redy 4 Happy Cat. Hiz name John. He wantz us to dunk in watr. (wtf? iz dat srsly?) Catz let him do thiz crzy thing tho. Tehy dunk in watr. Srsly John warez crzy clothez and eatz bugz (he no haz cheezburgr?) He sez, "New cat come, him wai betr thn me. I dunkz u with waterz but he givz u Hovr Cat. Srsly.
So Happy Cat, he come to John like John sez. John dunkxz Happy Cat with waterz. Ceiling Cat sends Hovr Cat. Ceiling Cat sez "This mai Kitteh. He roxxors an I'ze happy." Thn teh Hovr Cat sends him 2 wild. An he was in wilderness long tyme (srsly, 40 dais!). An Basement Cat wuz showin' lotza evilz cheezburgrz an catnipz to him. An he wuz wit teh sqirrelz, an anjelz wer giving him srsly betur cheezburgrz an brayded hiz fur.
Aftr John wuz arrestid (PWND!!!1), Happy Cat came into Galilee, sez to all teh kittinz about teh gud newz of teh Ceiling Cat, an he sayd, "iz tyme, kittenz! Ceiling Cat'z kingdim is here! 4saek yr evl waiz an beleev in teh good newz!" (awsum, srsly!)
K, I just telz u this, but I telz u agin. Ceiling Cat haz son name Happy Cat. This hiz stori: Wise catz sed, Ceiling Cat send wai smrt d00d. He make thingz redy 4 Happy Cat. Hiz name John. He wantz us to dunk in watr. (wtf? iz dat srsly?) Catz let him do thiz crzy thing tho. Tehy dunk in watr. Srsly John warez crzy clothez and eatz bugz (he no haz cheezburgr?) He sez, "New cat come, him wai betr thn me. I dunkz u with waterz but he givz u Hovr Cat. Srsly.
So Happy Cat, he come to John like John sez. John dunkxz Happy Cat with waterz. Ceiling Cat sends Hovr Cat. Ceiling Cat sez "This mai Kitteh. He roxxors an I'ze happy." Thn teh Hovr Cat sends him 2 wild. An he was in wilderness long tyme (srsly, 40 dais!). An Basement Cat wuz showin' lotza evilz cheezburgrz an catnipz to him. An he wuz wit teh sqirrelz, an anjelz wer giving him srsly betur cheezburgrz an brayded hiz fur.
Aftr John wuz arrestid (PWND!!!1), Happy Cat came into Galilee, sez to all teh kittinz about teh gud newz of teh Ceiling Cat, an he sayd, "iz tyme, kittenz! Ceiling Cat'z kingdim is here! 4saek yr evl waiz an beleev in teh good newz!" (awsum, srsly!)
