AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Parki]

Dear Almighty Football Gods,

Last year, you did me wrong. You took our cup and gave it to the most hated of hated, the most retchid of enemies, the Sydney Roosters....you made me have recurring nightmares of that awful day last year when the reign of the men from bondi began. But i was quiet. I was nice. I decided that maybe you did it to punish people like me, people like me who yell at opposition fans for no reason at all, for people like me that make silly calls when they are clearly uncalled for. People like me who lets be honest, arent exactly amongst the fairer of the fans in our game. But i didnt complain. I set about recifying my mistakes. I shook hands with opposition supporters this year. I was nice to them. I was quiet. AND YOU GO AND DO THIS? You give the most heinous and nightmarish side in the competition ANOTHER SHOT at defending their title? WHY? WHY DID YOU DO THAT? I prayed to you football gods. I didnt ask for much. All i asked for was one of the other fourteen teams to go to the grand final. Not them. It wasnt very hard of you. I wasnt asking for rocket science....but now youve sent me back to the hell and nightmare that i swore would not be repeated in 2003......all i want to know is why......why have you betrayed me in such a fashion?

You have one shot at redemption before i abandon you football gods...make them lose next week. Make Fittler not play, and make them lose.....for I hate them so..... I have been good to you..... I have been a good boy this year.....you can tell Santa that i dont want any christmas presents, I can go without a woman for the next ten years if thats what it takes, just please, dont make them win

You were warned, youve made me angry now

Mark Peterson

 

[Parki]

Dear Susan

Look its your brother here, youll have to understand im a bit UPSET as the rooster have made the grand final. Im writing to you to ask you a favour...you know those steyr rifles you have down there on your navy base? Can I borrow some? It would only be for a little while.... I need to right a wrong thats been done up here and the use of military force would be appreciated....if not can you please take your navy vessel and position it in Sydney Harbour and fire off a few missiles into roosters training this week? You know take a few of them out? Please Sus we cant have them winning the comp again..... if not then can you please take the telstra premiership and hide it, hide it behind four thousand lines of troops so that they cant have it.....because the fans of the nrl cant go through that again

Thanking you in advance

Your brother

Parki

 

[Dan Jackson]

It's going to be ok Mark. Take your pills like the good doctor said, and have a lay down. When you wake up, everything's going to be alright. The world should not be taken so seriously old mate, it is just a game of footy after all. No one died, it's just a game. Your team wasn't good enough this year, but maybe they will be next year and then this year won't matter to you Mark.
Good luck with the counselling though. I think your going to need it.

 

[Big Tim]

It's going to be ok Mark. Take your pills like the good doctor said, and have a lay down. When you wake up, everything's going to be alright. The world should not be taken so seriously old mate, it is just a game of footy after all. No one died, it's just a game. Your team wasn't good enough this year, but maybe they will be next year and then this year won't matter to you Mark.
Good luck with the counselling though. I think your going to need it.

I am guessing that you are indeed a Roosters fan. Therefore there are a few people on this section of the forum that would agree that you, yes you Dan, need to take those pills.

The Roosters and their fans are the epitimy of evil. so why not go back and join them. I will make it easy for you
www.sydneyroosters.com.au



Once again u have hit the nail right on the head Parki...... No Freddie, No Goosters.

 

[Risa]

All we need is the Panthers or Warriors to expose the major weakness, Chris Walker. Yeah, he was alright in attack tonight, but where did the Dogs score their tries from? Yep, that's right, Chris Walker's side of the field.

Parki, please take care of Freddy like you promised :lol:

 

[Doctor]

These footballing gods of yours seem to have a collective sense of humour - no reasonable footballing deities would inflict such a punishment on their footballing people without a reason.

 

[shane1970]

Hey Parki, Yes they made it AGAIN, but look at it from this angle - if and when they get beat next weekend atleast it WILL be a bigger dissapointment for them and there supporters to have been beaten in the GRAND FINAL rather than the preliminary final.
.
Some small justice I hope.

 

[Dan Jackson]

It's going to be ok Mark. Take your pills like the good doctor said, and have a lay down. When you wake up, everything's going to be alright. The world should not be taken so seriously old mate, it is just a game of footy after all. No one died, it's just a game. Your team wasn't good enough this year, but maybe they will be next year and then this year won't matter to you Mark.
Good luck with the counselling though. I think your going to need it.

I am guessing that you are indeed a Roosters fan. Therefore there are a few people on this section of the forum that would agree that you, yes you Dan, need to take those pills.

The Roosters and their fans are the epitimy of evil. so why not go back and join them. I will make it easy for you

www.sydneyroosters.com.au


Once again u have hit the nail right on the head Parki...... No Freddie, No Goosters.

No "BigTim2, I'm actually a Panthers fan. I was a little concerned that old mate (and obviously your good self) was taking his footy a bit too serious. I don't think I need to take any pills. It doesn't particually worry me that much who gets in to the Grand Final, as I know I'll be watching a great game. I would prefer my team gets in, but if they don't, then hey, it's on again next year. Lets just hope we don't see any blow outs like the AFL Grang Final.

 

[Doctor]

Hey Parki, Yes they made it AGAIN, but look at it from this angle - if and when they get beat next weekend atleast it WILL be a bigger dissapointment for them and there supporters to have been beaten in the GRAND FINAL rather than the preliminary final.
.
Some small justice I hope.

That is one thing we have over the Roosters - two Grand Finals for two wins - perfection.

If the Roosters get knocked out at the last hurdle, it would be an embarassment for them - I'd love to see that. But it will take a big performance to knock them over - a very very big performance, but either side are capable of doing it IMHO.

 

[Holla if ya hear me]

Penrith have long memories
They want to feel like its 1991 again
They want to rub Fittlers nose in it for deserting them in95/96 and making them wait this long to have a team capable of playing the GF.
They have the attack to do it and have won 6/10 against this team.{who havent beaten the knights with GOD on the paddock since 2000]
Surely they have the brainstrust to work out attack Walkers side all the time.

180 days until kick off 2004 :shock:

 

[Anonymous]

The Roosters have a great accountant........I hope he has a good lawyer too.

 

[Voice of Reason]

I share your anguish Mark but praying to the football Gods won't help- Big Nick offered them a tax-free "Chris Walker play for nothing deal", and the Goosters now own the Gods on contract until 2006.

Bee-sting head Gould get the top job (surprise surprise) and he now has to be referred to as "The Almighty".

So Mark my advise is that we contact the anti-christ from Melbourne and secure his support for Penrith- that should ensure their victory.

 

[Doctor]

the Goosters now own the Gods on contract until 2006

Ha Ha, I like it. :lol:
The Roosters are quite funny really - they buy all the good players from other side.

Their top players at the moment are arguably:

Fittler - Penrith
Wing - Souths
Finch - Canberra
Morley - England
Minichiello - Roosters?
Fitzgibbon - Roosters?

The Knights top positions:

Johns - Home born
Buderus - Home born
Kennedy - Canberra
Tahu - Home born
Simpson - Home born
Perry - Home born

Abraham, the Gidleys - all home born.

The only other player of note is Parsons who came from Souths.

Chequebook rugby league - I wonder how much a premiership costs these days.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Chequebook rugby league - I wonder how much a premiership costs these days

A hell of a lot more than what is declared in the Goosters official Salary Cap figures OC!!!!!!!!

 

[Parki]

Fitzgibbon was a dragon

 

[pennywisealfie]

Dear Almighty Football Gods,

Last year, you did me wrong. You took our cup and gave it to the most hated of hated, the most retchid of enemies

well i guess u know i felt in 2001 lol

 

[Terminator]

[quote="pennywisealfie
well i guess u know i felt in 2001 lol[/quote]

Who cares how you felt!
Go away!