The annoying African American was relieved to have survived the day. Instead of laying low and counting his blessings, he was seen chatting quietly with a tough looking archaeologist and a ponytailed chef. No one knows what was discussed, but they all seemed pleased with the result.
Bruce Lee crossed the yard and knocked on the door. An unremarkable woman answered.
‘Sarah Connor?’
‘Yes?’
Lee kicked down the door and proceeded to beat her to death. He picked up her driving license and realized she was the wrong woman.
Sarah Connor is dead. She was Sarah Connor Action Heroes aligned wrong woman.
Bruce Lee, didn’t have long to reflect on his mistake. Chuck Norris came up from behind an blew his god damned head off.
Whall is dead. He was Bruce Lee, Action Heroes aligned Dragon
A black man with an aversion to sun sat in his apartment and waited. He’d been left alone so far and he was starting to get a bit fed up. As if on cue ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin broke in and tried to immobilise him. He fell quickly under his blade.
‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin is dead. He was ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin, ??? aligned Texas Rattlesnake
Sylvester Stallone was sat in his producers office. He was trying to think of an action hero to replace Samuel L Jackson in ‘The Expendables 4: Adrian’s revenge’. He decided to resurrect the career of someone who had recently departed.
MickyJ is alive. He is Jason Statham, Action Heroes aligned pommie
The mafia were content to sit back this evening and watch the town kill each other. After they’d made a complete mess of things again, including allowing the outed mafia member to act without impunity, The boss decided to take matters into his own hands. He shot poor Jackie Chan right through the head.
JasonMaher is dead. He is Jackie Chan, Action Heroes aligned comedy martial artist
