You come into the LUF board, run your mouth and pretend to be GOD? Then your so-called sexual exploits come thick and fast, making the rest of us needing a bucket to chuck in?
Look, I dont care if you bonked your local trollop, put your strudel in the local fair's sideshow clown machines, or even gave yourself a blowie with your vaccumm cleaner. If you think this impresses people, you've got more screws loose than Eugene. Mind you, his shoe size is higher than your IQ from what I hear.
So here's an invitation for you to stop being such a rump-raider.......otherwise I'll start an invitation to declare it WHOOP ASS SEASON!