I love the way that Sticky appears at the press conferences all dour, cheated and let down by the undisciplined playing group. Those darn players! There's no excuse for their performance. There'll be team changes.
Stick:
Aren't you the guy steering the ship? Oh that's right, you're pulling your weight. You are satisfying your own performance markers. The problem is the players. Well Stick you still claim to be steering the ship last thing I saw, so if it has hit a turdberg, why the grumbly sook at the presser? You are the turdberg problem Sticker. You keep being unable to prevent turdberg collisions.
Find a verticle reflective surface Stick. The bigger and more reflective the better. See that fella reflected in that big reflective surface Stick? That's the player who needs to be turfed out.
