Another f**ker i've never heard of

[Hutty1986]

Oikee's been on the sherbets again

 

[Kirky]

Add hollow core door to the long list of things that Carl Webb can't run through

hahaha

 

[dogslife]

Carl Webb - The ploddiest plodder that ever did plod

 

[The Elephant In The room]

Add hollow core door to the long list of things that Carl Webb can't run through

He's no Josh Hodgson.

 

[_snafu_]

Scored 1 Origin try where he ran over 80 people and never did anything good after that.

Adam Mogg > Carl Webb

Adrian Brunker > Carl Webb

 

[ACTPanthers]

I remember when freddie couldn't put two faking sentences together, yet they persevered and persevered until he come right.
As i said, you fakers cant wait to put down the dog you no longer need.

Carl? Is that you?

 

[I Bleed Maroon]

Massively overrated as a player and a f**kwit to boot. Nice one, dickhead.

 

[beave]

Can us QLDers disown Oikee?

We'll let you disown BM as a return, thx.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

He tried offloading the charges but it ended up being knocked on

 

[MightyMoo]

Webbage

 

[carlosthedwarf]

Typical QLDer

 

[DeeJ]

Sounds like he put more effort trying to kick that door down than he ever did on the field.

 

[GongPanther]

Me thinks Post Traumatic Brain Injury Syndrome; or PTBIS.

Post-Traumatic Brain Injury Syndrome, also known as PTBIS, is a set of symptoms that a person may experience for weeks, months, years or life after a traumatic brain injury (TBI). Some symptoms may manifest a substantial period of time (months or years) after TBI. PTBIS may occur subsequent to mild, moderate, and severe cases of traumatic brain injury. The condition can cause a variety of symptoms: cognitive, such as difficulty attending, concentrating, executing, focusing, judging, processing, remembering, speaking, tracking, or understanding; behavioral, such as emotional lability, irritability, mood swings, or outbursts; or physical, such as endocrine dysfunction, fatigue, headache, incontinency, nausea, seizures, sleep disorders, or tinnitus. There are many other possible symptoms. Disorders associated with PTBIS might also include but not be limited to perceptual-motor disorders, somatosensory disorders or vestibular disorders. PTBIS might also periodically cause secondary psychiatric disorders, such as depression or isolating behaviors, to exhibit. Diseases associated with PTBIS might include early-onset Alzheimer’s disease or early-onset Parkinson’s disease. There is no treatment for PTBIS itself; however, symptoms can be treated. It is partially known what causes PTBIS. Physiological brain damage from traumatic brain injury causes PTBIS.

http://www.braininjurynetwork.org/thesurvivorsviewpoint/posttbisyndrome.html

I think it explains quite a lot of the behavior of players over the past number of years.

Exacerbated by drink and drugs,its not rocket science to work out that even during the season,players are just as vulnerable as those seasoned old timers.

But of course this ole' chestnut has been kicked under the lounge for years.

 

[This Year?]

Doust....sign him up.....NOW!

 

[Charlie124]

Never f**ken heard of him...

 

[This Year?]

Heard of who?

 

[God-King Dean]

Never f**ken heard of him...

:thumn

 

[Charlie124]

In all seriousness though, I hope this doesn't hinder his Immortal chances. I know they're not meant to take off-field indiscretions into account but it'd be a shame if this cost him his spot next to Goey Johns.

 

[God-King Dean]

Webcke was a poor man's Webb, tbh.

 

[Charlie124]

Webcke only played for 1 club throughout his whole career, Webb was good enough to play for 3!

1 X Webb = 3 X Webcke's