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Jimbo

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Last year Nathan Brown went to a Halloween party dressed as a pumpkin.

Unfortunately, after midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach...
 

PeacheyPower

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Shit!!!!

I just heard Phil Gould had to go in for a precautionary brain scan. But rest easy,because fortunately it did'nt reveal anything.
 
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Dimitri walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to him that they don't sell bum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the Dimitri assures the pharmacist that he's been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," says the Dimitri.

"Do you have the container it comes in?"

"Yes!" says Dimitri, "I'll go home and get it."

He returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.

Dimitri snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container :



"To apply, push up bottom"
 

Jimbo

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Dimitri is at the doctor.

The doctor sez "You have AIDS. I need the names of the last 25 people you had sex with"

Dimitri sez "Give me a break, I haven't got eyes in the back of my head"
 

wittyfan

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Jimbo said:
Dimitri is at the doctor.

The doctor sez "You have AIDS. I need the names of the last 25 people you had sex with"

Dimitri sez "Give me a break, I haven't got eyes in the back of my head"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

God-King Dean

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Last year Nathan Brown went to a Halloween party dressed as a pumpkin.

Unfortunately, after midnight he still hadn't turned into a coach...

....... & your Sharks coach still finished well below him :lol:
 

dimitri

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Generalzod said:
dimitri said:
ummm hello



your coach is stuart raper




enough said



:clap: :clap: :clap:


I'm dying of laughter :roll: :roll: :roll:

just like i am from your typical unfunny shire jokes

:roll:


stuart raper v nathan brown


give me the state of origin assistant coach anyday

:)
 

Generalzod

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dimitri said:
Generalzod said:
dimitri said:
ummm hello



your coach is stuart raper




enough said



:clap: :clap: :clap:


I'm dying of laughter :roll: :roll: :roll:

just like i am from your typical unfunny shire jokes

:roll:


stuart raper v nathan brown


give me the state of origin assistant coach anyday

:)

Go tell your story walking pal....
 

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