Are you a Stander or Sitter?

[DB]

This issue has gone on long enough.... Its time for the People of the FFB to speak.

Do you stand or sit when wiping your bum?

 

[DB]

I am a stander and proud of it.

 

[Noa]

I am a stander and proud of it.

Im a bit in the dark, could you give me a step-by-step guide to how I achieve this seemingly impossible feat.

 

[meatloaf]

I sit to initiate but then stand for the home run

 

[Noa]

Meatloaf, name and av apt for this thread :lol:

 

[God-King Dean]

Sit.

I'm gonna wait til my next poopies & try standing. It will take a Herculean effort, but I'll try.

 

[Mr Angry]

Sitter, the real question, how does a blind person know when to stop wiping?

 

[perverse]

sitter. tried standing and it's like wtf. quite amazed that standing is actually winning at the moment.

 

[Noa]

Sit.

I'm gonna wait til my next poopies & try standing. It will take a Herculean effort, but I'll try.

Try to have some help there, its alot tougher then it looks and things can go wrong as pic shows (she was an inexperienced stander)

 

[God-King Dean]

I don't think I've ever been so keen for a turd before...

 

[God-King Dean]

Sitter, the real question, how does a blind person know when to stop wiping?

Genius Angry.

These are the questions that need answering.

 

[adamkungl]

Try to have some help there, its alot tougher then it looks and things can go wrong as pic shows (she was an inexperienced stander)

She could sit on me :sarcasm:

 

[Mr Angry]

Just quitely, the wife uses baby wipes, not paper.

Not when we first met, we used to get 4 ply soft as paper.

For many years now, baby wipes for her, and I get sandpaper toilet paper.

Second class citizen in my own home.

 

[Mr Angry]

She could sit on me :sarcasm:

To quote by bro-in-law.

It's not a porno until she drops a grogan on him.

 

[McLovin]

I stand when i wipe my bum...bend over a bit for better coverage...

 

[McLovin]

I then like to admire my impeccable wiping skills

 

[Noa]

Im still struggling with this concept. You stand your arse cheeks clench, thus causing the butterfly effect.

How does this lead to a better wiping experience.

 

[McLovin]

I usually grope my left cheek and spread it a bit before wiping...

 

[adamkungl]

sif clench

 

[Jobdog]

:lol: In the top five best threads ever.

As for me, it depends. At home, I sit; in public toilets (yes, I use them, but only when I really, really, really, REALLY have to) - I stand.

Sitting is much easier though.