Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[Helmet Man]

I want a date. One that ends (or begins) with seks.

i like seks as well.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

He has gorgeous eyes, good teeth + beard and tattoos.

But he's about an inch shorter than me and about half my weight...

Yeah, what Unit said before...

If you want to, you will own this dude. Once he's done concreting at Units place, send him round to mine and he can wash my car.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

I've got some painting that he could do as well.

Thanks Dani!

 

[Dani]

As if I could ever be the dominant person in anything.

Ok. Maybe at work. But that's cos im awesome at work. But personal shit? Pfft!

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

As if I could ever be the dominant person in anything.

Ok. Maybe at work. But that's cos im awesome at work. But personal shit? Pfft!

Ha!

You're a Woman. It's in your DNA to know how to run a blokes life. Just let nature take its course.

 

[Joker's Wild]

He has gorgeous eyes, good teeth + beard and tattoos.

But he's about an inch shorter than me and about half my weight...

Check his feet, they may be large and hairy

I think you are dating a Hobbitt........or GKD

 

[Dani]

Ha!

You're a Woman. It's in your DNA to know how to run a blokes life. Just let nature take its course.

Ha! Yourself. Was being 100% srs

Check his feet, they may be large and hairy

I think you are dating a Hobbitt........or GKD

Feet looked to be in proportion.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Ha! Yourself. Was being 100% srs

You obviously don't know your own capabilities. Every Woman tries to run the life of their man. The only variable is how much of this the Man will allow for. Give it time, you'll be directing this bloke around like a little puppy dog.

Feet looked to be in proportion.

Bad sign. You know what they say about the ratio of feet to wang don't you?

Little feet = little wang.


Little wang sounds like it could be the name of a rapper. lol

 

[madunit]

As if I could ever be the dominant person in anything.

Ok. Maybe at work. But that's cos im awesome at work. But personal shit? Pfft!

Dani, you are about to be told something men don't women to know, but its bleeding obvious.

You have a vagina and breasts.

Thus, man wants them.

Thus, you say "I'll let you have access to them IF"

Therefore, you can control him.

If he can pop round on Sunday arvo for the concreting, that'd be fantastic.

My wife told me If I get it done by the weekend I could have access to....

See how it works.

This is why blokes help out other blokes.

By working together, we all get seks.

 

[madunit]

Bad sign. You know what they say about the ratio of feet to wang don't you?

Little feet = little wang.


Little wang sounds like it could be the name of a rapper. lol

apparently hand size is a better indicator or wang size.

Because you need big hands to pull a big wang ;-)

 

[Dani]

I've had to tell some boys they get no tit unless they shower first...

 

[madunit]

I've had to tell some boys they get no tit unless they shower first...

And did they shower?

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

I've had to tell some boys they get no tit unless they shower first...

Seems a more than fair arrangement consideriong that most times, people shower for no tangible benefit other than to get clean.

Get clean + boob = win.

 

[Dani]

And did they shower?

Not sure if srs.

 

[madunit]

your answer to that question is vital to my point

 

[Twizzle]

As if I could ever be the dominant person in anything.

Ok. Maybe at work. But that's cos im awesome at work. But personal shit? Pfft!

The fact that you can be dominant and awesome means exactly that, its part of who you are and its means you are capable and confident of being dominant and awesome.

Its probably easier to have those traits with some one you know rather than when dealing with the general public which has all sorts of douchebags and dimwits, but you are capable of handling them.

You simply need a bit more confidence in passing these traits onto your relationships which has no doubt been hampered by that other f**kwit you left back in Sidanee.

It will happen.

 

[Dani]

100% right Twiz. I said it the other day, I still feel sick to my stomach every time a guy even raises his voice at a woman in my presence.

 

[gUt]

...

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[thorson1987]

What type of car does he race Dani?

If it's a ricer, drop him immediately.

 

[Dani]

Skyline...