Ask LU - The relationship advice thread II

[IanG]

Hey, no worries. Its totally your call mate I hope you haven't left us for good but I suspect you have.

You can take it as red

 

[Apey]

I think he's serious. He's changed his signature and location!

Come back Ian, I miss you already.

 

[Drew-Sta]

You can take it as red

Well, that sucks bro I'm sorry for my part in driving you away.

 

[Misanthrope]

You can take it as red

Could I take it as green or blue instead?

Mate, don't go! As the man behind IGBF, I can say it was all intended in good fun. I've got no issue with you, nor do I think you're anything less than a good bloke who loves his footy.

 

[Frederick]

Not so much a request for advice as an update.

As those of you who matter know, I broke up with the bossy American girl two months ago. She's been touring Asia for two months and we'd planned to meet up and hang out while I was in Korea next week.

The original plan was to buddy up and travel around, but I asked her today if we could split up before I hit my old stomping grounds. I figured it wouldn't be fun for her to be the third wheel, and it wouldn't be fun for me having to split my attention between friends I haven't seen in two years and my ex-girlfriend.

She's decided not only that she does not wish to travel with me now, but that she also doesn't want to be friends.

Was it unreasonable of me to ask for two of my nine days to myself? I mean, she's my ex and a friend. I can't help but feel like she's being really unreasonable, not me.

I told you all along - she's a ravens fan, therefore is technically not human, and you're better off without her

 

[Misanthrope]

I told you all along - she's a ravens fan, therefore is technically not human, and you're better off without her

I'm sorry, I don't speak sub-human ;-)

 

[Dragon2010]

I told you all along - she's a ravens fan, therefore is technically not human, and you're better off without her

Could be worse. Could be a Philadelphia fan.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Or an Indianapolis Colts fan.

 

[Dragon2010]

Or a Buffalo Bills fan.

 

[Misanthrope]

Or a Pittsburgh fan.

 

[Frederick]

Pittsburgh fans are the salt of the earth.

 

[Dani]

Seattle fans make good wives :sarcasm:

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Googled 'Seattle fans' and this is the first thing that came up:

 

[Skinner]

You bastards have forgotten IanG already....

 

[Eelementary]

You bastards have forgotten IanG already....

Who?

Oh, right - the guy who bagged off GTA V...

You know, in the Arab world, stealing a copy of GTA V would actually result in the vendors having his hand cut off...

 

[Misanthrope]

Pittsburgh fans are the salt of the earth.

You know, 'salting the earth' renders it barren and useless.

 

[Frederick]

Something that should've been done to Baltimore a long, long time ago

 

[Alba]

Could be worse. Could be a Philadelphia fan.

Hey!!! Oh who am I kidding. Eagles suck butthole.

 

[Misanthrope]

Girl from last night (via text);

I've got to be a good girl and study tonight, but if you guys are ever having beers and need girls around to talk about feelings and such with, let us know.

Good sign, yes? 'Us guys' refers to my mate and I. My mate was getting good and handsy with the other girl in the equation.

 

[butchmcdick]

It certainly isn't a bad thing

Invite them round for drinks and see what happens