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[ozbash]

As a person of considerable life skills, an understanding personality and the demeanour of a saint, I would like to offer my services as Forum Counsellor.

Being a very private and confidential person, your privacy is assurred.

I cater for all races and creeds/clubs, my problem solving and listening skills are famous worldwide.

So, what would you like to get off your chest ?

 

[Twizzle]

why do kiwis wear gum boots ?

 

[JoeD]

In our country we have this thing called rain and if you're a farmer it can get quite muddy when it rains . . .

 

[Twizzle]

In our country we have this thing called rain and if you're a farmer it can get quite muddy when it rains . . .

:^o

 

[Willow]

In our country we have this thing called rain and if you're a farmer it can get quite muddy when it rains . . .

Sounds messy. Where does it come from?

 

[Didgi]

This thread is off to an awesome start.

 

[Hallatia]

I have a legit question, how do I tone down my leg muscles, particularly my calve muscles? I walk a lot and have played alot of sport in my time which contributed to building them, and I know you can't spot gain or lose, but I don't want to tone down any of my upper body. The thing is I am pretty thin, but my legs have plenty of definition, my calf muscles are 15 inches, which I think is ridiculous for someone my size. Bar marathon running, I don't know how I would tone them down.

 

[adamkungl]

Don't exercise them much? But given you like running and sport, probably not an option

 

[God-King Dean]

Why do I wake up sticky in the mornings Oz?

 

[gunnamatta bay]

So, what would you like to get off your chest ?

I am pretty hairy and I am told ladies don't like hairy chests. Should I get it removed like you see in those adverts with some good sort running her hands all over the newly defoliated area?

 

[Thomas]

I have a legit question, how do I tone down my leg muscles, particularly my calve muscles? I walk a lot and have played alot of sport in my time which contributed to building them, and I know you can't spot gain or lose, but I don't want to tone down any of my upper body. The thing is I am pretty thin, but my legs have plenty of definition, my calf muscles are 15 inches, which I think is ridiculous for someone my size. Bar marathon running, I don't know how I would tone them down.

That's a toughie. Some people are just born with freakishly large calves. I would lay off the leg exercises at the gym but yeah...you could be stuck with calves the size of watermelons.

Freak.

 

[Mr Angry]

Why do kiwis migrate here so often?

 

[adamkungl]

You should say the word freak a few more times, i'm sure it would help :lol:

 

[ozbash]

I have a legit question, how do I tone down my leg muscles, particularly my calve muscles? I walk a lot and have played alot of sport in my time which contributed to building them, and I know you can't spot gain or lose, but I don't want to tone down any of my upper body. The thing is I am pretty thin, but my legs have plenty of definition, my calf muscles are 15 inches, which I think is ridiculous for someone my size. Bar marathon running, I don't know how I would tone them down.

Keep walking
Stop eating so much protien
Wear knee length walk socks and Roman sandals.


Next !

 

[ozbash]

why do kiwis wear gum boots ?

A Romney ewes back legs are supposed to fit inside perfectly.

Worn when its too cold to wear jandals.

NEXT !

 

[Hallatia]

Don't exercise them much? But given you like running and sport, probably not an option

yup, great advice Adam, you just said, this will fix your problem, but it's not an option for you:x

That's a toughie. Some people are just born with freakishly large calves. I would lay off the leg exercises at the gym but yeah...you could be stuck with calves the size of watermelons.

Freak.

I was not born that way, they built up over years of playing sports and walking heaps, and they are not the size of watermelons, they don't look bad, they are pretty shapely, just a bit too big for my liking ... I can't wear most long boots because they will not close over my calf muscles

I have heard that walking in heels contributed to building them, not something I do everyday, but I will do it from time to time. Is that something I shouldn't do, or is it the same as walking in general?

 

[ozbash]

Why do I wake up sticky in the mornings Oz?

Your air con/ceiling fan needs attention
Stop reading porn before going to sleep
Remove some blankets

NEXT

 

[Hallatia]

Keep walking
Stop eating so much protien
Wear knee length walk socks and Roman sandals.


Next !

I feel like this is bad advice ... are you trying to sell knee length walk socks and Roman sandals?

 

[ozbash]

I feel like this is bad advice ... are you trying to sell knee length walk socks and Roman sandals?

Sorry, forgot the tartan walk shorts..

 

[ozbash]

Why do kiwis migrate here so often?

To raise the average I.Q in Aussie.