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Attention:Parramatta Board

Ron Jeremy

Coach
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To whom it may concern


I would like to submit my resume for the position of Recruitment Manager, and feel I meet the qualifications that you are seeking in a potential employee.

My work availability is flexible and am available Mon-Sun or as required to meet & comply with the clubs demand.

My work experience has been varied, and have always excelled in achieving targets. I have found my previous roles to be challenging and have gained strong experience in, communication skills and complying with business activities within busy and demanding environments.


My current and previous roles have all been team orientated, and these roles I find very beneficial as it encourages motivation, but you also develop a terrific rapport with fellow employees in an endeavor to accomplish organization goals and objectives.

My credentials are that I have studied a Diploma in Management and Team Leadership, and are currently completing a Business Degree at the University of Newcastle with Majors in Human Resources ( completed) and Management ( completed).

I also feel that I could ensure that the ideal candidates are chosen for when positions become available within the club. My strive for excellence and perfection has ensured I was extremely successful at my previous positions.

I am located on the Central Coast (Terrigal) and have my own transport; however I’m considering whether to move back to Sydney if a position comes available.

Should you require further information on my previous roles, feel free to contact me at any time.

Yours faithfully,


Ron Jeremy
 

bartman

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Is the position being recuited to, or has it been aboloished due to cost cutting?

And if you're serious I think you should have sent that in a letter to the Club, rather than posted it on these boards...?
 

Bazal

Post Whore
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I'll be a reference if you sign me up Ronnie....I'll play for Wenty for 50k :p
 

Ron Jeremy

Coach
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No problem, maybe I just don't think it's that funny?

Would have been funnier written from the porn persona imo... ;-)

ffs it's funny:crazy:

hmmm, i could've used that angle, perhaps i could introduce a 'rub and tugs' clause?
 

bartman

Immortal
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Maybe I've just read too many of these in real life, and find them a real groan :lol:
 

Ron Jeremy

Coach
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Maybe I've just read too many of these in real life, and find them a real groan :lol:

do u think i sold myself? i would do anything to be in charge of recrutment at Parra, and i mean anything even if it means listening to You am I or watching gay porn:sarcasm:
 

bartman

Immortal
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:lol: That should be in the letter then - I'd make it second sentence, just to wake whoever is vetting application up out of their boredom!
 

swoop

Juniors
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To whom it may concern


I would like to submit my resume for the position of Recruitment Manager, and feel I meet the qualifications that you are seeking in a potential employee.

My work availability is flexible and am available Mon-Sun or as required to meet & comply with the clubs demand.

My work experience has been varied, and have always excelled in achieving targets. I have found my previous roles to be challenging and have gained strong experience in, communication skills and complying with business activities within busy and demanding environments.


My current and previous roles have all been team orientated, and these roles I find very beneficial as it encourages motivation, but you also develop a terrific rapport with fellow employees in an endeavor to accomplish organization goals and objectives.

My credentials are that I have studied a Diploma in Management and Team Leadership, and are currently completing a Business Degree at the University of Newcastle with Majors in Human Resources ( completed) and Management ( completed).

I also feel that I could ensure that the ideal candidates are chosen for when positions become available within the club. My strive for excellence and perfection has ensured I was extremely successful at my previous positions.

I am located on the Central Coast (Terrigal) and have my own transport; however I’m considering whether to move back to Sydney if a position comes available.

Should you require further information on my previous roles, feel free to contact me at any time.

Yours faithfully,


Ron Jeremy

Are you David Brent?:lol:
 
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