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Discussion in 'Cronulla Sutherland Sharks' started by gregstar, Mar 14, 2018.

  1. gregstar

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    Good luck this week you worthless queefs.

    It has been a while since I have provided some input into this cesspit of a forum, but I feel the standard required lifting.
    I feel generous enough to provide this lift.

    It should be a reasonably good clash as the last couple have been.

    Your bunch of dung-punchers were actually a good chance of beating the hillbillys last week despite playing like a gathering of gomers. It was also amusing that Thurston had one of his crapier games, but the commentators swallowed his love-gravy as if he was an immortal. He made the same mistakes as your gimp of a half who they were highly critical of. Like I said, your chewies were amazingly within a wheelchair of winning.

    Good luck.
    Get stuffed.
     
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  2. carcharias

    carcharias Immortal

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    I’m glad you merkins won last week.
    The hopes of you delusional bunch of losers will be sky high.
     
  3. gUt

    gUt Coach

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    I feel entitled to comment in this thread because we've done the old doe-si-doe, carkeys-in-the-punchbowl partner swap in this dance.

    However, I have nothing at all to say.
     
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  4. Frenzy.

    Frenzy. Immortal

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    Me either

    Get pharked all you quigsii
     
  5. taipan

    taipan Referee

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    Lost a game and a prostate all in the same week.I'm a loser.But a happy one.
     
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  6. SadShark

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    I queef in your general direction.
     
  7. gUt

    gUt Coach

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    get well soon mate
     
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  8. carcharias

    carcharias Immortal

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    Ya got to see the one that counted though
     
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  9. Madsharkie

    Madsharkie First Grade

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    Wishing you a speedy recovery mate!
     
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  10. Miller was a legend

    Miller was a legend Coach

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    Haha love your work Greggy
     
  11. Miller was a legend

    Miller was a legend Coach

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    Geez mate. Hope you are doing ok
     
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  12. BatteredFlake

    BatteredFlake Juniors

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    All the best for a good and quick recovery.
     
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  13. Quigs

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    Yeah get well Taip. There are not enough of us higher standard quigs around this joint, so it might be a case of all hands on deck before round 5.
     
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  14. DJShaksta

    DJShaksta First Grade

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    Keep your hands off my deck!
    All the best Taipan, get well mate.

    Greggy, fugg awf.
     
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  15. Card Shark

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    Piss off!
     
  16. 2012....Sharks Year

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    Far Queue
     
  17. jc155776

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    How many grand final tickets you gonna buy if you win Greg?
     
  18. taipan

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    Thanks thoughts fellow gimps .Think I was more concerned about the loss against the Cows than losing the prostate.
    Had bloody expensive robotic surgery, gives better recovery results.
    After winning the Big ONE circa 2016,anything from now on, is a piece of cake.

    Anyone over 50 get your prostate checked.Don't delay Jose.
     
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  19. fizman

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    Thank You Gregory.

    I would like to acknowledge that St George Illawarra are the Premiers when it comes to comedy, intellect and wit with their game day banners - we can only hope to see the newest addition "Hunt-ing Season" at the game tomorrow night.
     
  20. bad boy bubby

    bad boy bubby First Grade

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    The only banner I want to see from them is a "Big Red V", so we can f**k it all night long.
    One day those simpletons will get what a big red v symbolises.
     

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