Punters,
Find yourself stuck in a rut? Tired of playing reserve grade? Tired of being "warehoused" for future use? Is Joey Johns keeping you out of first grade with no retirement plans in sight?
Do you want to be a star?
Then have we got a deal for you! That's right, the mighty *Parramatta-Bulldogs are THE team going places and we want you and how and NOW!
First Punter to sign up with this exciting new franchise is guaranteed... yes that's right - GUARANTEED! a start in our next match against the experienced Panthers!
AND!!!!! All Punters get free soup! AND!!!!! We have THE BEST after game drink in the competition!
What's that? You say you're not a Dog or Eel fan? Who cares! We'll find a way around that - these are minor matters that can be sorted out later.
Drop in and see what you're missing out on!
*Naming rights are negotiable.... maybe.
Find yourself stuck in a rut? Tired of playing reserve grade? Tired of being "warehoused" for future use? Is Joey Johns keeping you out of first grade with no retirement plans in sight?
Do you want to be a star?
Then have we got a deal for you! That's right, the mighty *Parramatta-Bulldogs are THE team going places and we want you and how and NOW!
First Punter to sign up with this exciting new franchise is guaranteed... yes that's right - GUARANTEED! a start in our next match against the experienced Panthers!
AND!!!!! All Punters get free soup! AND!!!!! We have THE BEST after game drink in the competition!
What's that? You say you're not a Dog or Eel fan? Who cares! We'll find a way around that - these are minor matters that can be sorted out later.
Drop in and see what you're missing out on!
*Naming rights are negotiable.... maybe.