Balaklava Cup (Today!)

[St. Brett]

Get the cash, get the cash, line up, come one come all.

Congratulations, you've clicked on my thread 'cause you're in desperate need of a winner.
It's a step in the right direction so good on you!

I'm so confident today that I'm ridiculously short at $1:04 to pick a winner by 6pm tonight.

SYD Rce 2 number 2 Rock Song.

SYD Rce 6 numbers 4 and 11 Shellscrape and Porsched.
Everyone's all over the 2 in this race.
Fools!
I like Shellscrape for some reason.

No mounts for O'Hara today. Hmmm.
Where's that little convicted criminal Munce?
There he is.
Keep an eye on Munce, he probably walks around the track all day with pockets full of cash, giving out the weather conditions for greyhound races tonight at Wenty in exchange for travelers checks and Viet dongs!
He'd probably still be on parole wouldn't he?
Little thieve!
In yesterdays Daily Telegraph there was a two page spread on him titled "Now all clear to spread his wings and spend his bonus cash."
It made him out to be a champion but says nothing of his conviction.
Boy, doesn't Australia love its criminals?
We love nothing better than to bring our criminals home so they can live soft cushioned lives instead of doing it tuff in Asian slave camps.

MLB Rce 5 number 13 Frigid

MLB's pretty junk today and blows chutney out the arse of Tassie to be truthful.

Can El Segundo upset Mic Mac? I think El Segundo needs the 2000.
What's that Sea horse thing in this race? Number 5 or 6? Seabattle? Can he step up to the plate?
I see Berriman has resaddled with Tears I Cry today. She's the only one who knows how to ride him to victory.

Doomben BRS Rce 1 number 1 Deception Bay with the -3 claim at 55 looks good with too much class.
The triffecta in this race could go 1/2/6.
Quinella 1 and 2 looks good too.
I put ten quid on Eddie Rapiro last Saturday.

BRS Rce 4 number 2 Facile Tigre

BRS Rce 5 number 5 Overanxious

BRS Rce 8 numbers 7 and 13 Desert Hayil and Ready To Rise.
Ready To Rise is a flame-grilled arse charkra special today.

P.S. JA Cassidy to collect jockey challenge at SYD today too.

Disclaimer: If there's scratchings that I'm not aware of then get knotted and you gamble at your own risk so be a f*ck head and blow your own money at your own risk I don't give a f*ck to be truthful.

 

[St. Brett]

There is a race in MLB that I also like today which I forgot to add.
It's only because of horse 2 Tickets that I hate the race and the fact that every merkin tipped it.
It's the same as SYD today with Denman horse it puts me off gambling as everyone tips it just because it has all ones next to its name.
Even Stryker can upset Denman!
In MLB Rce 4 everyone is all over horse 2 Tickets and it pisses me off!
They call themselves expert tipsters.
They're only expert tipsters because they tip the favorites all the time and play it safe!
Ok, well, what happens when the 40-1 shot wins? Where are their big mouths then with all their experience?

The, "I wish I was back home in Macksville" tip comes in MLB Rce 4 number 8 Briefed or 3 Come Hither .
That Carlton Forward showed a lot of promise but turned out to be a nitwit.
Can't believe I backed/tipped him up at BRS that carnival time.

Anyone that backs either Denman or Tickets today is a cheap f*ckwit highlighted by a fluroesscent textor.

I'm off to buy some prawns and malt vinegar.

Get knotted!

 

[thebozman]

u got nothing, bitch

 

[shane1970]

u got nothing, bitch

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He NEVER does - so don't find it surprising

 

[St. Brett]

Well of cause I got nothing and it's mainly due to the fact that the feng-shway is all wrong at this website.

The comet rocket midweek special comes in the form of the Balaklava Cup today.
And we all know that Balaklava stems from the Swedish word Blacklava meaning robbery.
Nah, that's bullsh*t I'm just F'n 'round.

ADL Rce 7 numbers 4 and 14 Steel My Heart and Akatak.

I want you to keep an eye on J. Lyons mount too Stakhanovite.
With Lindrop scratched from Tosstestaroan we see he jump on Akatak.
It's a shame that Neve didn't get a mount in this race.
That T. Zanker is no good as a jockey.
So that Merlot Now horse can get knotted and so can you!

Anyone who is not down with Brett Company can get a wet dog up their arse!

Make sure your feng-shway is positioned correctly for a pros -

F*ck it to hell I don't care!