Bernie Gurr

[strider]

Damn those melbourne crime gangs - they must be moving up to sydney

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

With the lifestyle Bernie leads, it's reassuring to see he can handle himself.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Sure but not on a bus full of school children.

 

[strider]

No f**ker can handle a bus full of school children

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

They gave consent by not jumping out the window. It's Bernie FFS.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Bernie got the train in to work this morning.

 

[Gronk]

He's providing a community service FFS. A bike rack.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Always thinking of others (even when he has passed out and is vomiting on the floor).

 

[El Diablo]

at least he remembered to put his clothes on this time

 

[T.S Quint]

at least he remembered to put his clothes on this time

Those aren't his clothes.

 

[El Diablo]

oh well

it's the thought that counts

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

In his mind he's just come from charming a beautiful young woman with some witty repartee. In reality he just barfed in some homeless chick's face.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Guys - I think he's still on the train.

 

[Gronk]

FFS Bernie !

 

[Gary Gutful]

Bernie's getting a lift in this morning. I think he is going to make it in today!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

He just remembered that Max said he'd pop in this morning, and that if he finds any more dead hookers in his office then he's gone.

 

[strider]

Peats just went to another club ffs ... he's not dead

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

He's dead to me, the traitor.

 

[Gronk]

Earlier today.

However sighted just before lunch

 

[strider]

Bernies been on fire lately. I think maybe he's on the wagon