Best sledges

[Magnus]

Is there a post anywhere asking about the best sledges people have heard ? If not there is now.

 

[Spike]

You want sledging, try the fight club you unconscionably perverted ruffian, repugnant, feeble-minded atrocity to all of distinction and quality. :-s

 

[Twizzle]

When Aravinda De Silver cam e out to bat in Australia, one of hte Aussies said "how come you are so fat?"

He said "Because every time I made luv to your wife, she gave mee a cookie"

 

[Manly Preniers in 2005]

I've seen better bats in a tree.

 

[miccle]

Andrew Johns to Buttigieg (spelling): "Run at me, you big fat cheesecake!" :lol:

 

[Twizzle]

mmmmmmmm cheese cake mmmmmmmmmm

 

[Wests is Best]

So how's your wife and my kids?

 

[RICHO]

When Aravinda De Silver cam e out to bat in Australia, one of hte Aussies said "how come you are so fat?"

He said "Because every time I made luv to your wife, she gave mee a cookie"

You'll find that was Arjuna Ranatunga, not De Silva.

Ranatunga was huge, De Silva a little fella.

Ian Healy to Ranatunga "You can't have a runner just because you are fat". That was good at the time.

 

[Twizzle]

You are correct Richo, it was Ranatunga.

I aways get those silly wankers mixed up.

 

[Goldthorpe]

"So you didnt read the instructions when you brought the bat?"

 

[Twizzle]

An oldie but a goodie.

One of my favourites.

Not that I would sledge on the cricket field.

 

[Andy]

For the sake of reputations, the names from this little anecdote will be omitted...

NRL Player 1: I heard you've got a penis this big (holds thumb and index finger 1 inch apart)

NRL Player 2: Yeah? Well I heard you've got an asshole this big! (Holds hands open wide enough to hold a football)

 

[choc_soldier]

Eddo Brandes said something very similar to the cookie sledge, but it was a LOT more personal... :lol:

 

[The Colonel]

Benny Elias and Steve Walters opposing each other in SOO.

Steve says to Benny "Would you shut up for five minutes and pack the scrum because I've got a Test match to prepare for....."