Firey_Dragon
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Has anyone managed to see this movie yet?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-wqmnJrOFM
I managed to get my hands on a copy last weekend, it may go down as one of the best spoofs ever made. It's a cracking send up of 70's/80's blacksploitation kung fu movies. I can't believe it's gotten pretty much zero publicity, I laughed through it from start to finish.
It's got some classic one liners that hark back to the days of low budget kung fu action flicks.
"First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."
"Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery! "
"This one child, I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. Little Chinese legs were blown clean off! Still see his little shins & feet hangin' from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up. But he fell over & what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burnin' right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said somethin' to me in Chinese like, "Boo coo sow!" sounded like some cartoon sh*t. But I understood it to be a question that he was askin' me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. "Why, Black Dynamite? Why?""
"Hey lil' mama, it may be bigger than you, and it may be bigger than me, but it ain't bigger than you AND me, can you dig it? "
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-wqmnJrOFM
I managed to get my hands on a copy last weekend, it may go down as one of the best spoofs ever made. It's a cracking send up of 70's/80's blacksploitation kung fu movies. I can't believe it's gotten pretty much zero publicity, I laughed through it from start to finish.
It's got some classic one liners that hark back to the days of low budget kung fu action flicks.
"First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp slapped you into that china cabinet."
"Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery! "
"This one child, I'll never forget. Poor little bastard was still alive. Little Chinese legs were blown clean off! Still see his little shins & feet hangin' from the ceiling fan across the hut. He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees. He tried to get up. But he fell over & what was left of his right leg broke off. As he laid there, flat on his face, he looked up at me. His little Chinese eyes burnin' right into my stomach, deep into my soul. He said somethin' to me in Chinese like, "Boo coo sow!" sounded like some cartoon sh*t. But I understood it to be a question that he was askin' me. And I don't have to know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was. "Why, Black Dynamite? Why?""
"Hey lil' mama, it may be bigger than you, and it may be bigger than me, but it ain't bigger than you AND me, can you dig it? "
