Breaking News : Woolnough, Abraham Missing

[Noa]

WIRE REPORT. (update)

In a chilling conclusion to the retirement of the great Andrew Johns, the 2 players involved in the training incident that caused his departure from the game, have been found with both there heads cut off (that’s 4 in total sic) ,10kg of coal shoved up there clacker and curiously a miners pick wedged in there backs.

Police say they have few leads but want to speak to the driver of a white mini-van with the partially obscured words “..ssnock leagues club” written on the side, seen in the proximity of the double murder. If anyone has any idea, any, where this van might be located call your local crime-stoppers.


It was Woolnough you half-wit.

 

[simon says]

Not only is that not funny,it was Woolnough not Perry.

I hope comedy isnt your day job.

 

[[furrycat]]

3 for effort.
1 for execution.

 

[ouwet]

Not Funny Mate... :sarcasm:

 

[kia ora storm]

1 for effort and 10 for idiot factor...

 

[[furrycat]]

It says their missing and then he writes their heads have been cut off.
Danny Wielder, is that you?

 

[Noa]

1 for effort and 10 for idiot factor...

Kia ora Im heartbroken, laying the boot into a your Strom brethren.

PS. I will admit it was a shoddy effort

 

[NK Arsenal]

this is stupid.

 

[strewth_mate]

I hope they're ok

 

[BWNB]

WIRE REPORT. (update)

In a chilling conclusion to the retirement of the great Andrew Johns, the 2 players involved in the training incident that caused his departure from the game, have been found with both there heads cut off (that’s 4 in total sic) ,10kg of coal shoved up there clacker and curiously a miners pick wedged in there backs.

Police say they have few leads but want to speak to the driver of a white mini-van with the partially obscured words “..ssnock leagues club” written on the side, seen in the proximity of the double murder. If anyone has any idea, any, where this van might be located call your local crime-stoppers.

:lol::lol::lol:

 

[BWNB]

I hope they're ok

It's a joke mate, it didnt really happen

 

[Ari Gold]

Friken Hilarious!!!!

oops wrong thread...

 

[strewth_mate]

It's a joke mate, it didnt really happen

But it looked so real!

 

[TheBourbonBeast]

Hope Sonny Bill and Costigan are OK.

 

[Burwood]

It's a joke mate, it didnt really happen

Grow up. My thoughts go out to the families of both players. Daniel's wife, Chantelle, only recently gave birth to a baby daughter- she will become a woman having never known her father.

I really do urge anyone with relevant information to contact Crimestoppers on 1800 333 000. Lets hope they catch the bastard(s) responsible.

 

[BWNB]

Grow up. My thoughts go out to the families of both players. Daniel's wife, Chantelle, only recently gave birth to a baby daughter- she will become a woman having never known her father.

I really do urge anyone with relevant information to contact Crimestoppers on 1800 333 000. Lets hope they catch the bastard(s) responsible.

O sorry i didnt mean to be disrespectful but i did think it was a joke. Condolences to all involved

 

[meltiger]

^^ wtf LOL

 

[Surely]

No more Johns, the whole newcastle team will look headless.

 

[hillbillyjazzer1954]

all the police have to do is look for a person with two heads and a flanny.......oh hang on a second that could be most of cesnock, maitland and newcastle

 

[Dutchy]

all the police have to do is look for a person with two heads and a flanny.......oh hang on a second that could be most of cesnock, maitland and newcastle

the 2 headed jokes are restricted to cessnock..even ppl from kurri and maitland give em sh*t