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The press room was buzzing with energy as the reporters awaited the arrival of Barry Gomersall. The weedy little prick was late again, but the reporters waited patiently. Finally, the skinny frame of a pickled old man stumbled onto the stage.
"Ah, you feggin' leesches," he murmured, dark glasses on his eyes. "Yer just here t' be merkins."
He was clearly drunk.
"f**k th' lot of ye. Here's me squad."
1 BEN BARBA (Sydney Vipers)
2 COREY NORMAN (Mua Saints)
3 JUSTIN HODGES (Multiple Scoregasms)
4 WILL CHAMBERS (Ipswich Reds)
5 GREG INGLIS (Raymond Terrace Tanks)
6 DALY CHERRY-EVANS (Multiple Scoregasms)
7 CAMERON SMITH (New England Celtic)
8 JOSH MCGUIRE (Windhoek Lions)
9 ANDREW MCCULLOUGH (Mua Saints)
10 NATE MYLES (Sydney Vipers)
11 COREY PARKER (Shenzhen Sharkitohs)
12 ETHAN LOWE (Grapes of Nanking)
13 MATT GILLETT (South Canberra Knights)
14 COOPER CRONK (Mua Saints)
15 BEN HANNANT (Sydney Vipers)
16 SAM THAIDAY (Windhoek Lions)
17 BILLY SLATER (Grapes of Nanking)
"Ah, you feggin' leesches," he murmured, dark glasses on his eyes. "Yer just here t' be merkins."
He was clearly drunk.
"f**k th' lot of ye. Here's me squad."
1 BEN BARBA (Sydney Vipers)
2 COREY NORMAN (Mua Saints)
3 JUSTIN HODGES (Multiple Scoregasms)
4 WILL CHAMBERS (Ipswich Reds)
5 GREG INGLIS (Raymond Terrace Tanks)
6 DALY CHERRY-EVANS (Multiple Scoregasms)
7 CAMERON SMITH (New England Celtic)
8 JOSH MCGUIRE (Windhoek Lions)
9 ANDREW MCCULLOUGH (Mua Saints)
10 NATE MYLES (Sydney Vipers)
11 COREY PARKER (Shenzhen Sharkitohs)
12 ETHAN LOWE (Grapes of Nanking)
13 MATT GILLETT (South Canberra Knights)
14 COOPER CRONK (Mua Saints)
15 BEN HANNANT (Sydney Vipers)
16 SAM THAIDAY (Windhoek Lions)
17 BILLY SLATER (Grapes of Nanking)
