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caption time, not tool time.

 

[muzby]

 

[Snappy]

Him: I catch you even looking at another guy then expect a bloody glass in the face
Her: Thats cool, but why the f**k are you wearing suspenders.

 

[bottle]

Him: I catch you even looking at another guy then expect a bloody glass in the face
Her: Thats cool, but why the f**k are you wearing suspenders.

Him: It hides the fact that I'm wearing my incontinence pants.

 

[Charlie124]

Are you pissing on my feet?

 

[muzby]

"back in a sec.. just ducking outside for a slash"

 

[Lambretta]

Its alright, the caterers have provided plastic cups

 

[roostersrule2]

Honey I must go, the car out front's on fire.

 

[The Elephant In The room]

Take a photo while it lasts everyone. I'll piss this marriage away before the end of the weekend.

 

[muzby]

thankfully it wasn't a Jewish wedding..

 

[Lambretta]

thankfully it wasn't a Jewish wedding..

:lol:
Mazel Tov

 

[POPEYE]

I should be the blonde, you be the footy player

 

[T.S Quint]

People please...put your phones away!

 

[Surrogate]

This is the look i give when i see grown men bubbling.

 

[Surrogate]

GB: How about a golden shower tonight?
Wife: I prefer a bubble bath.

 

[Bulldog Force]

 

[Liddell]

Choc: "and I thought I could talk some shit"

 

[Card Shark]

Choc: "and I thought I could talk some shit"

:lol:

 

[muzby]

 

[Chook]

f**king Telstra, I just got the text about the red shirt day.

Chook.