Cena: What happens when I do this????
Batista: ahhhhh.... nothing....
Batista: I seriously cannot believe this is happening.... oh well its time for a prayer.. Dear God please make me the winner of the Royal Rumble, I promise I wont be a "kiss ass" to HHH Nemore
Flair: Dave, Will you marry me?
Batista: What the f**k? No man, your already engaged to HHH!!!
Rey: Hey Edge, just before I hit the arena floor I just wanna say.. I LOOOOVE YOU MAN!!!!
Edge: I cant believe this is happening

I'll miss u Rey!!!
HBK: Hey Edge, did u end up shavin ur ass like Vince told us 2?
Deep breaths Randy, cmon...
Orton: OOOOOOWWW!! The baby is comin!!!!!
HHH: Oh my god, I can see the head!!! It looks just like me!!!!!
Jon:Oh no... not u again!!!! I thought I told you Mr Leprecorn to leave me alone... I will come back 2 the lil village after my match ok??????
Jon: Ok Gene, lets come up with a story....
Gene: Right!! Uhhh ok... Mark got hit in the head with a bottle by a fan!!!
Jon: Eh, it sounds reasonable