Classic Joke!!

[Manly Preniers in 2005]

Ok while we are bagging out Kiwi's in a friendly manner...no offence with this joke guys.

A kiwi, an Aussie and a Yank are walking a long when they see a sheep stuck in a fence with it's arse hanging out.

The Yank says I wish it was Maddonna so I could root her up the arse

The Aussie says I wish it was Kylie so me and her could have some fun

The Kiwi says...I wish it was dark.

 

[Manly Preniers in 2005]

What do you guys think of this one?

 

[sportive cupid]

here one to even it up
:roll: Kiwi bloke was on earth doing the Haka. Somewhere in space, Aliens were watching this unusual dance. "Kamate, kamate, ka-ora, ka-ora......" The Aliens were very interested and they wanted to see what would happen if they would take a part of his brain away without him even knowing. So with their alien technology they sent a laser beam down that hit the Kiwi's head and took a part of his brain away. The Aliens then sat back to see what would happen. "Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......." What the??? The Aliens were amazed with what they were seeing. The Kiwi guy could operate with less than a full brain. So they decided to send the beam down and take another part of his brain. The Aliens watched on. "Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......" "WHAT!!!" the Aliens said to each other. "These Kiwis are very clever people even with half a brain. Let's see what happens if we take the rest of it away and leave him with no brain at all!" So with a push of a button the Aliens sent the beam down and took away the final part of the Kiwi's brain. "Now surely he won't know anything at all. He should be too dumb and stupid to do anything now?" And sure enough, with no brain and no knowledge of anything at all as the Aliens watched on the bloke sang, "WALTZING MATILDA, WALTZING MATILDA......"

 

[Twizzle]

not bad but an obvious ending