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Cliffhanger - How the f**k is this thread still going?...Oh yeah boobs!

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Cliffhanger

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AG isn't fooling anyone when he feigns boredom in the interesting little titbits about my life, so I thought I'd give him what he wanted and start sharing some stories about my life.

Part 1 - First breath

Like everyone (unless you believe in Adam and Eve), I started as a baby a tiny little baby. Unlike most babies my first breath was not taken as soon as I was born, I came out unconscious, the doctors thought I may be stillborn, however one of them got the bright idea to slap me on the bum, this brought me to life.

Yes I take requests.
 
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Cliffhanger

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Because my penis is twice as big as the average penis, don't be a hater man, it makes you look petty.
 

Cliffhanger

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Well the one hanging from your forehead has a good five centimetres on the one in your pants and the one in your pants is only three inches long.
 

Misanthrope

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I imagine a Cliffhanger porno would bear a startling resemblance to One Night in Chyna.
 
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