Commandments of Rugby League

[Noa]

i. Thou shall not charge the ball down closer to 60 out from your own try line
ii. Thou shall not go short-side after a long break
iii. Thou shall not peddle backwards in defence > 10m out from your own line
iv. Thou shall not look to milk penalties from the markers
v. Thou shall not take the ball out of play >10m out from your own try line when you could kick it over the dead-ball line and get a line drop out.

Over to you merkins .......

 

[Perth Red]

Thou shall not spell Rugby League wrong

 

[Jason Maher]

1. Thou shalt not support any team that wears purple.

 

[Biscuits]

thou shalt not attempt to bat the ball over the deadball line instead of simply grounding it.

 

[Hutty1986]

Thou shalt not pass to Nathan Merritt unless hes 5m out and unmarked

 

[neutralsupporter]

Thou shall not pick Mullen for origin

 

[bellyache]

 

[rabbitohs95]

Thou shall not pick Pearce for Origin.....again.....

 

[LESStar58]

Thou shalt lol@souffs

Thou shall not acknowledge St. George's premierships as premiership won by the St. George-Illawarra

Thou shalt punch out Jason Nightingale after he headbutts you

 

[Matchball]

Thou shall never be silverware in the shire.

 

[Fire]

Thou shalt not worry about how their hair looks before running out onto the field.

Thou shalt not love themselves so much as to take selfies and post them on the Internet.

 

[LESStar58]

Thou shalt not bathe if you are a souffs fan

 

[Silent Knight]

Thou shalt not shoulder charge

 

[Swarzey]

Thou shalt not speak of Mullen. Period.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

thous halt not touch matais neck

 

[Card Shark]

Thou shall not award penalty in golden point.

 

[Feej]

Thou shalt not pass the ball to Ben Pomeroy.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

thous halt not grab thy opponents testicles

 

[Sir Biffo]

Thou shalt not question a second (or third) contract ... If thy name is Cameron Smith
Thou shalt not attempt self harm in the presence of Greg Inglis

 

[Rhino_NQ]

thou shalt not have a team in perth