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Discussion in 'Parramatta Eels' started by Matraville Eel, Aug 20, 2014.

  1. Matraville Eel

    Matraville Eel Juniors

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    Do you like 3P?
     
  2. Poupou Escobar

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    Hey guys,

    I just want to say I am Larissa's assistant Membership & Consumer Business Manager.

    I grew up in Toongabbie but I go for the Roosters. Still love getting paid by the Eels but.

    If you've got any official questions for the club, Larissa is usually pretty busy so just email them to me at [email protected] and I'll make an effort to answer them. Or just ask here. No question is too stupid.

    Cheers guys,
    Pou
     
  3. I'm a loser baby...

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    Why are people so unkind?
     
  4. I'm a loser baby...

    I'm a loser baby... Referee

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    Are large pores really the turn-off that advertising would have me believe?
     
  5. I'm a loser baby...

    I'm a loser baby... Referee

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    When did The Simpsons stop being funny?
     
  6. Matraville Eel

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    Wow! I still can't believe it. A real life female on the internet.
     
  7. oldmancraigy

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    PouPou, when are you going to answer the questions I sent to your email address?

    And why does my computer shut down every 3 minutes since clicking the email link???
     
  8. Matraville Eel

    Matraville Eel Juniors

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    Hello member lady, do you like overweight unemployed ex-cons who live in their aunties housing commission flat?
     
  9. I'm a loser baby...

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    Sorry for polluting your thread Larissa, and welcome.

    And my questions were for Pou, who said no question was too stupid but has yet to answer any of them.
     
  10. oldmancraigy

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    Maybe our questions were too stupid :x

    OR perhaps by not answering them, he is providing the answer that we need?
     
  11. byrner

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    What did you ask?
     
  12. I'm a loser baby...

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    Woah....that's like.....deep, man. :D
     
  13. Poupou Escobar

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    The club's membership details were inside you all along.
     
  14. I'm a loser baby...

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    :lol: Thankyou sensai, for a wonderful gift. I'm gonna take some time to reflect on today's breakthrough. And zen I'm going to take a nap. But right after that, a whole new world awaits.
     
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    Ms Paegle, how do aviation logistics pertain to membership and consumer business management?
     
  16. Eels Membership- Larissa

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    I'm not an expert with the alphanumeric phone numbers, but I believe when the letters are longer than the usual phone number it doesn't make a difference. The call still goes through to the same line, which is the Parramatta Eels reception desk.
     
  17. Maroubra Eel

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    Are my other accounts really that obvious?
     
  18. Eels Membership- Larissa

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    Not very well at all, hence I only spent a year there!
     
  19. Maroubra Eel

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    They just can't help themselves.
     
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    Welcome, Larissa.

    You'll come to know me - I'm kinda a big deal around here. Forty-thousand posts and the respect and admiration of my peers. I...

    Man, I can't even type that with a straight face.
     

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